Christmas in September

Fucktastic, to- die- for pics of Rob, great friends, and presents! *wipes tears* It's like Christmas, but better because I didn't have to shop, clean, or cook.

Oh good Nellie, you're here! Now stand back from the smexy and remember to breathe!

Nellie I don’t know if I can…he’s just so damn HOT…the swooning is coming up through my body and it’s outta control...

Nellie I can see his entire beauty now…oh my…hyperventilating has begun…*grabs 02 tank and mask*

*whispers*I have been informed by @_corr that to love him is human and in good taste.

Nellie Loving him can’t be anything but human…he captivates me...and even though I’m 32 year old woman, married w/ kids, I am completely mesmerized by this man…panty combustion has commenced…*poof* (hold on – is this in good taste?)

Oh this is very good! As for the taste...I'll let you know when I become the official sparklepeen inspecter. *nods head* Yep, I'm gonna be in charge of keeping it spit shined.Is it possible to be in love with a picture?

Nellie F*ck yeah…he’s so beautiful…everything on his face, every stare, every part of his body MELTS me

And the world collectively sighs.

Nellie 4343273382123 women throughout the world sighs – a sound that reverberates through the universe

He doesn't play fair! *whines* Look how he makes us want him! Such a tease! *pouts*Like the pics of him with his faded, ripped flannels, hat, and sunglasses don't do it for us, he has pulled out all the stops here.

Nellie He doesn’t have to play fair…he’s Robert f*cking Pattinson…I want every feeling that he incites from me…keep it coming, baby!

*falls to floor weeping* Oh Rob you are so good to me! Please let me be good to you!

Nellie Please let us ALL be good to you…all we want to do is make you so very happy! *wink*

*bows head in reverance*

Nellie i. am. died. life functions have ceased. please tell my family that I love them...

Newspaper headlines, "Half of female population dies of sexsplosion...other half, pregnant...all babies to be named Robert!"

As some of you were able to see Melanii made me some fucking awesome pics that I was unable to post. If you did not get to see them, I apologize. It is unamerican; an injustice! I had wrapped my life around those pics. They were mine! Now I know how a crackhead feels *wails* The gubment done came took my babies!

Please take the time to go to Melanii's livejournal and show her some love for her fan-fucking-tasticness.