Holidays With Tina

I get up this morning to this e-mail from Tina.

Because you are my blogger soul mate, If you don't already have it I can get you the Aussie GQ and I have two copies of the Virgin Blue magazine thats on my blog, you can have one if you want?

WOOT!! I hurried and wrote her back.

I love you unconditionally! Seriously! *sings* Did you ever know that your my hero?

Then she mentions timtams, which I had never heard of, so I googled that shit and guess what, it's candy!! Sounds like some damn good candy too!

When, I told her I had never seen a lot of this stuff, but anything with chocolate sounds good to me, she sends me this reply:

I'll send you a little "Rob-Choc Care package"

Your sending me Rob and chocolate? I died, didn't I? For surley this is the promised land!!!

I'd be checking my pulse if I were you!

I think I'm in love with you!!!

Seeing as you are my Robporn dealer. It is actually a law, I have to love you!

Sure, sure!

Hey I don't make the rules, I just abide by them.. like any other good, law abiding - Rob loving citizen.

" ...law abiding-Rob loving citizen." You should totes patent that shit!

I think I'll put it on a t-shirt!

OMG!! I have to have one! You've just come up with a million dollar idea. T-shirts, coffee mugs, keychains...underwear...

Hells yeah, whole fashion line. I think I know what to get you for christmas!

Oh yeah and Christmas bulbs. Can't you just see them all over the tree? With streamers made of printed out fanfic? And those clear white lights that sparkle? *giggles*

HAHA.. you know that pic of him at Christmas time, in the red underwear or any pic where he's partially clothed? That's what we'll print on all the ornaments, cause its just not a true Christmas without a semi naked Rob to look at. I wouldn't mind that chubby Santa in my chimney..

No Thanksgiving either and I'm pretty sure the Easter bunny stops delivering eggs. *steps up to podium* Take your shirt off Rob. Do it for the kids. I believe that children are our future...

Exactly, all holidays cease to be exciting when he puts his clothes back on. Come to think of it, I think that's a situation that occurs on a daily to weekly basis. I second your motion *stands next to podium nodding head* (by this point - usually the people I talk to tell me to shut up, thank god you're here!!)

You'll get no argument from me. But please, don't talk about him putting his clothes back on. Half naked Rob is cause for celebration. Get the fireworks! And the whipped cream!!!

LOLS.. it's practically blasphemy to talk about him with clothes on. And you know what.. why not go all out. bring on the chocolate sauce!!

And now we're back to Rob and chocolate.

Hurry over to Tina's TwiObsession to read the rest of our adventure.