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Tonight Robmusement celebrates it's 100th post and I couldn't possibly be any fucking happier to have Ang (amcas) with me for this debauchery. As some of you know I began as a guest poster on her blog Why Not Twilight, RPattz, and Me?

So it feels like we have come full circle being together tonight for this special occasion.

In anticipation of the momentous ceremony, I have recieved some beautiful gifts from lovely friends. I sincerely appreciate the time and effort that each of you afforded to help me celebrate.

From Ang: new banners, a button, and pics.

*sigh* Ang knows of my affinity for Rob in slo-mo and on loop. Throw some WetRob in the mix and now it's a party!

From anonymous:

She knows the cardinal rule. The only thing better than Rob is two Rob's. Dear anonymous, I hate calling you that, it sounds so impersonal. From this day forth I dub thee, she whose name cannot be written. Love, itsjustme

From Tina:

Isn't it lovely? *pets pic lovingly* This was in response to the Offspring song that has run amuck in my head this past week.

From Melainii, who made me cry. Me love you long time babe!

Before I get to the post, I think it appropriate to thank Rob. After all, I couldn't have done it without him. So, a small tribute is in order. *whispers* Stole the first pic from Ang.

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What 100+ Posts into The Fandom Does to You...

by

Itsjustme of RobMusement
and

Ang (amcas) of Why Not?

1. I have learned all about BDSM b/c of Twilight. Go figure.

2. I have learned the names of various online adult stores b/c of Twilight. Go sparklepeen...shout out to Twigasm!

3. I could easily (and may have) take up smoking, wear inordinate amounts of gray and eat a diet consisting of mainly cheeseburgers and coca-cola because of Robert Pattinson.
*Vanity Fair Rob...I just need you...bad*

4. We don't need to sleep. EVER.
*Did Girl with the Red Notebook Update? Ooh, CWIA????*

5. Hot Pockets make a great breakfast and Cinnamon Toast Crunch is an excellent dinner.

6. Great phrases like, "sucks the balls of a goat", "beef dangler", and "twat-waffle".

7. I learned from Little Ashes that anytime Rob kisses anyone, it's hot!
TRUFAX!

8. It's O.K. to want Masen... muchly and frequently!

9. I may or may not have bought a fancy photo printer...for Rob stuff.
*stuff like this*

10. More acronyms than any one person should ever know... CWIA, TO, WA, EP, TNGUS, BWTRS, Hl5, VF, OME, UNF, HTB, NM, HPGOF, ULAL.

11. Secret sites and blogs to get pics and .gifs no one else has...and NO we are NOT telling.

12. How to steal videos off YouTube before the "man" takes them down!

13. How to use photo editing software, we have no business using in our RL's, just to try to make manips of Rob...and us....with Rob.

14. Not only is it possible to devote your time and love to a man that you have never met, it is very liberating.

15. One night we are kissing our bashful Nerdward, the next night we are with Dirty Talking Eddie and it's all good...in fact, it's really good.

16. Beautiful Bastard is a term of endearment. Men should want to be called that....

17. How a book/movie about a 109 year old virgin with abstinence issues and a sparklepeen can turn us into big old fucking whores with a capital W.

18. How love for one man can inspire so many thoughts, ideas, fantasies, petty crimes...
*I won't be elaborating on the petty crimes*

19. How much you can do without for a week in order to have that Robazine...because you know you bought more than one copy.

Robity Fair... have mercy on me...I promise to buy many copies of you too.
Many.

20. Robsession is shared and spread, not like a disease, but like a religion...if we had to compare it to one, we are going to go with Scientology.

21. The average post takes 7 hours to complete. 1 hour to write it, 6 to stare at the Rob goodies. Sometimes we even "dazzle" ourselves silly.
*this is dazzling me...dazzling me right out of my knickers* (btw, I call them knickers now...for Rob)

22. We will bend over backwards for Rob...literally.
(and on command)

23. There are no rules for Rob addiction, anything goes.
*wink*

24. The ability to make anything, anyone says, sound perverted.

25. All topics of conversation eventually revert back to Rob...if they ever left there to begin with.

26. The perfect song that goes with every Rob pic.
(and they ain't all Closer & Sex on Fire!)

27. Enough HTML to make Geek Squad blush.
They would too...if they saw our hard-drives.

28. Plaid Flannel = instant sexy.

29. Misbuttoning on Rob's shirts causes our ovaries to jump out of our bodies screaming his name.

30. How to navigate the tangled fuckery that is YouTube...in fact we add to the fuckery with homemade videos and rips from DVD extras.
Your welcome!

31. How to hide in the bathroom at work to tweet.
(I do this...a lot)

32. That no matter what character he plays, Rob is never more beautiful than when he's being himself.

33. How to catch all the Rob "news" without any of the pap fuckery.

34. Reading porn all day is perfectly acceptable, we just call it fanfic.

35. Show us a pic, we'll tell you where it's from and how many different versions they are available. And where to find them. Wait, we'll just email them to you.

36. Looking for a pic, we told you we got it! Slow your Robroll! (see above ;)
37. We don't need panties. It became pointless...plus we think Rob prefers it this way.

38. We will watch some stupid shit just to see Rob for 3.4 seconds and we won't regret it. (F*ck you very much, MTV!)

39. Weheartit.com= Fan Fic PORN cornucopia (of copulation)

40. Hello, 1 TB hard-drive...meet your daddy, the RobPorn collection!

41. Multitasking...pssh, you don't know the meaning of the word! We tweet, read fanfic, right-save-click RobPorn, watch YouTube vids, blip, email, blog, and still manage to keep our houses in some working order.

42. That a pic can make you moan out loud.
*Robity Fair... ohhhhhhhhhhhh......next week can't get here fast enough!*

43. How a man who looks like an angel can turn me into the devil.

44. Woman of all ages are helpless against this man's charms. All of them.

Even the extremely elderly...whut? I may have run an eperiemtnt at the local Shady Pines.

45. Hobo Chic is now a sophisticated style that is both emulated and appreciated.

46. A pic of Rob can make you happy, pregnant, and dead.

this one knocked me up...

here's our spawn...

47. Important words in other languages, like "Je ne regrette rien"--I regret nothing

48. Make him dark, dom, nerdy, sadistic; if it's about Edward... we'll read it and then recc it.

49. How to put off the dishes, laundry, school, eating, bills, jury duty, children and work to make time for Rob.

50. When he smiles it's all worthwhile.

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To all of you darlings who visit me in the park:

Raise your glasses high ladies. A toast: To Rob,