Differences

Yay! Nellie's back! Abig thanks to Nellie for helping me with this post.

Some people, none of you guys, of course, seem to have a little trouble telling the difference between Edward Cullen and Robert Pattinson.

There are similarities, both are clever, artistic, and dazzling, and I realize this confuses some people.

It's really an attribute to Rob's acting skills.

However, it bugs me, and we can't have that.

Here's a few ways to tell them apart to share with your less Rob -knowledgable friends.

Edward has no chest hair, bodily he's only 17 years old. He looks damn good, though.

Rob, on the other hand, does have chest hair. I have two words for this pic; sexually potent. 'Nuff said.

Edward talks all sweet and gentlemanly and with an American accent. Granted, it is still the holy voice of seduction and the flowery talk certainly has it's place.

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Rob, on the other hand, is british, and says, "fuck". I like a man who says what is on his mind and doesn't try and censor his speech, seeing how I never fucking do.

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While Edward is serious and uptight all of the time. Rob is silly and amusing. *sigh* I bet he tells the best dirty jokes. *holds up right hand* I swear, nothing turns me on more than a man who can make me laugh.

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One of the easiest ways to tell them apart is the color of the eyes.

Edward's eyes are topaz.

Golden

Rob's eye color changes, also. As the old proverb says, eyes are the window to the soul. Rob's eyes are like the colors of the ocean.

Blue, when calm.

Green, when excited.

Grey, when stormy.

I'm a greedy bitch for all of the above.

Umm...Rob is real. Flesh and blood. Man. The epitome of sex. Sweet salvation.

If you look up, "beautiful" in the dictionary it says, "having qualities that give great pleasure or satisfaction to see, hear, think about, etc.; delighting the senses or mind".

*tears* That'll do pig, that'll do.

I call this pic, "virile" . He looks like he knows exactly what you need and only he can provide it.

I call this one, "ovary rapture". Clearly he's aware of the powerful ecstacy effect he exudes.

In case you didn't hear me squealing earlier, Rob is going to be at the VMA Awards September 13. He will premiering a clip from New Moon. Hot damn! *writes on calendar* I will be sure and watch this thorughly, you know, for blogging purposes.

Now my lovely forum friend Nika72 has a joke for us. Nika, come on up here honey and tell your joke.

A plane passes through a very bad storm. It's really bad with turbulences and all. There is a woman on the plane. And she starts screaming and crying. But suddenly she stands up and says: I am much too young to die but if I have to I want it to be the best death ever. I want to feel like a real woman before I die. Is there a man here who can make me feel like a woman before my life is over?
The people on the plane went quiet. They even forgot about the storm. They are waiting for someone to answer.

Then a man in the back of the plane stands up and says: I can make you feel like a real woman.

He starts walking towards her. He is tall and handsome with beautiful dark eyes and messy hair. When he gets closer to her he starts unbuttoning his shirt and everyone can see his well sculpted chest. In this very second she realizes that it is the one and only Robert Pattinson. He removes his shirt and the woman almost stops breathing. He is so close she can feel his breath on her face.

Here! Iron this! - Robert says with his cute smile handing her his shirt.

Bwahahahahahah *falls out of chair*