myblog: Rob Glossary Updates

The very lovely and talented Nellie, aka half_my_self, is back with me tonight to update the Rob Glossary. Make sure you check out Nellie's new blog here

It will take me a few days to actually get these terms added to the glossary, so go easy on me. Not you Rob.

DiscomROBulated- The state of befuddlement resulting from looking at, listening to, thinking about or discussing the hotness that is Robert Pattinson.

Perfection- The perfect combination of character, beauty, intelligence, and love.

eRobica- refers to the collection of Robert Pattinson photos, videos, soundbytes, and interviews obtained electronically; a virtual spank bank; porn for women.

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Enchanting-to subject to magical influence; bewitch: charming; captivating: to cast a spell over.

Divine- something that is better than perfect.

Angelic- Of ethereal beauty; otherworldly beautiful.

Kaui- An angelic being like no others; a word that combines all of these into one, beautiful, intelligent, majestic, heavenly, and awesome.

Spank Bank- 1. A memorable collection of mental images that one wishes to retain for master debational purposes; porn collection.

Bewitching- charming, enchanting, adorable.

Hitomianika- A cultural word from meanings similar from the Dutch and Japanese. Adj: a defied earthly paragon-like beauty, and is a supreme level of heavenly beauty.

Darkward-A dark Edward Cullen (based on the character from the Twilight Saga books). It is used primarily in Twilight fan fiction to describe a bad boy vampire version of Edward Cullen.

Fawkalicious-an adjective used to describe one, who is very attractive sexually; one who many would like to fuck, because he looks delicious.

Divine-better than perfect. see also Robert Pattinson.

Glitterjizz-surely this is self explanantory. see also sparklepeen.

Eyefuck- looking like you want to have wild sex and making the person you are looking at feel as if they have been...well, fucked.

Roberverse- theory that all thoughts in the universe eventually link back to Rob.

Mindfuck- An image that totally fucks with your mind; a concept which is fraught with contradictions, and is used as a control tool.

VF Shoot for Dec 2009 edition – the most F*CKHAWT photoshoot that Rob has ever done! Bruce Weber and Vanity Fair magazine are GENIUS for releasing the outtakes in separate sets, making the Robsessors go WILD on a weekly basis.

Harper's Bazaar Shoot – another hot Rob photoshoot…with this one, though, we can imagine that he’s kneeling on one knee, proposing his everlasting love…or pretend we’re spies in love, like Mr & Mrs Smith…or taking our engagement photos *sigh*

Ellen Show 2009 – audience of women, screaming respectfully, with big smiles and happy faces; Rob looks the most comfortable talking w/ Ellen

Live with Regis & Kelly – just wooed Twilight Moms by saying that they looked too young to be Moms – what charm!

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Jimmy Kimmel Live – Rob was asked about his misbuttoning; the show marked its most watched Friday in 6 months (totally all Rob's doing)

Today Show – Rob admitted all the gossip mag news was true…ah, Rob, you jokester…glad he’s having fun!

Late Night with David Letterman – Rob says it’s his scent that attracts us…oh, and he shows us his wit and sarcasm…*swoon* and he says “sidewalk” and “candy in his American accent – SEXY!