Friends

I want to take this opportunity to thank some of the greatest people in my world for their help last week during my duress.

To Donna, who mailed me a copy of Harper's Bazaar and sent me fuckhawt Rob links and pics. Your unending kindness astounds me. I believe there is a special room in heaven for you. I think the walls are wallpapered with (HWA) Rob pics.

To she whose name cannot be written, who sent me awesome stuff like this nearly everyday, (we both know you've done a helluva lot more for me, but you're too modest to let me mention it) I love you beyond belief babe. Your beautiful spirit is blinding all the way through the internet.

To Melainii who is my twitter soulmate and DM'd me links to all the latest Rob news,

To Tina, who knows how truly crazy I really am and loves me anyway and also sent me pics and links including a zip file of nearly 250 pics of Rob from this week,

To Rob:

Now when you're sitting in a hospital you have lots of time to think and I did myself some thinking about Rob and I had an epiphany. I know now why some people are not effected by Rob's charms and beauty. You know how sometimes you just have a bad hair day. No matter what you do it just looks like dog ass. And you go on about your day knowing your hair looks like dog ass but there's just nothing you can do about it. But there always seems to be about 3 people that will invariably compliment you on your hair. Now here's my hypothesis, of those 3 people one is a smart ass; she knows your hair looks like dog ass she's just being condescending. The other two however are serious in their admiration and this led to me thinking that maybe some people don't know what dog ass looks like.

What does this have to do with Rob? Give me a sec, my mind is like a carousel, it'll come back around. See I told you that story so I could tell you this story, it's one of those 'you can't get there from here' things.

Ok, so say your having a bad day, one of those where everything that can wrong will and does. Well, I figure in that days time someone, let's say 3 someones, are going to say something not nice about Rob. Now according to my hypotheseis, one of those people is being condescending. The other two are not smart enough to know what dog ass looks like how can they be expected to recognize true beauty. Their minds can't comprehend it. It's sort of like being color blind, except it's being fuckhawt blind.

I knew when Tina sent me that zip file. I said, "Self, I bet he got more beautiful. Did he get more beautiful?" Then, I open the file and holy fuck, he got more beautiful!

I wish I could remember where I found this

Because this is just everything good and holy in the world. Nearly broke my damn arm catching the kisses he's blowing at me. Totes worth it!!

*sigh* I think I'll just watch this for...ever.