Spellbound

This is a repost because I liked it and I'm lazy.

I've been thinking about the love spell Rob has seemingly put us all under. Is it really a spell? *runs to dictionary*

Love Spell

a word, phrase, or form of words supposed to have magic power; charm; incantation: a state or period of enchantment.

Confirmation!

Well, the next thing a good blogger does is google love spell and this is what I found. Before you go getting your panties all in a bunch, I'm not advocating this shit. Being from WV myself, I found this fascinating, especially since I've lived here the biggest part of my life and never heard of such a thing.

Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson Love Spell

You can use a small pouch, a small box, or even a small plastic baggie or sandwich bag for this love spell.

1. Find a picture of Robert Pattinson / Edward Cullen on the internet and print it out or find a picture in a magazine and cut it out.

2. Fold the picture until it is very small and then place it in the bag or small box.

3. Cut a tiny piece of material from one of your clothing items--a piece of a shirt or pants or something more intimate (!) and place it in the bag or small box.

4. Take a pinch of one of these kitchen spices: cinnamon or nutmeg or ginger or cumin or sage or rosesmary and add it.

5. Find a piece of blue yarn or blue ribbon or blue string and measure exactly 2 inches and cut it. Make one knot somewhere in the yarn, ribbon, or string and then place it in the bag or small box.

6. Write the word "Love" using any color of ink on a small scrap of white paper. Write it in your best handwriting, fold the paper until it is really small and place it in the bag or small box.

7. Add one pinch of salt .

8. Add a small smooth stone or rock.

9. And last, put in something very tiny from your room. This can be a piece of anything that is special to you in some way. It is important that no one else knows what this item is. Keep it secret.

Now say three times in a quiet voice as you hold your love charm:
"I love you, Robert Pattinson / Edward Cullen."

Place the love charm / love spell under your bed or in your closet so that no one will see it. If nothing happens within 4 weeks, take it out and add a fresh pinch of the kitchen spice and repeat "I love you, Robert Pattinson / Edward Cullen" three more times.

Wait and see what happens!

This love charm / love spell is based on an old folk custom that was performed a long time ago in West Virginia when young women were thinking about choosing a husband.

This led to my thinking about the effect Rob's charms has had on the world. Source

1. When Robert Pattinson calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

2. Robert Pattinson is currently suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you

3. Once you go Pattinson, you are physically unable to go back.

4. In a competition between Zach Efron and Chris Pine for ‘Sexiest Man Alive’, you know who would win? Robert Pattinson

5. Robert Pattinson doesn’t use pick up lines, he simply says, ‘”Now.”

6. Robert Pattinson doesn’t flag down taxi’s, taxi’s flag down Robert Pattinson.

7. The square root of pi is Robert Pattinson…you knew that?

8. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep RPattz out. It failed miserably

9. Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. RPattz has 72… and they’re all dazzling

10. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures RPattz allows to live.

11. When Robert Pattinson does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down

12. Movie trivia: The movie “Twilight” is, in fact, a documentary of Robert Pattinson and me.

13.Robert Pattinson can bring a woman to orgasm from thousands of miles away just by getting a new picture of himself posted on the internet. Robert Pattinson is walking soft-core chic porn

14. When Robert Pattinson drinks Coke, Pepsi gets jealous

15. ORPD:Stands for Obsessive Robert Pattinson Disorder. A very serious medical condition; symptoms include: extreme sexual arousal upon seeing images of RPattz, constantly checking fansites for information, and having a huge file on your computer dedicated to pictures of RPattz.
ORPD has no cure. The only way to alleviate the symptoms is to express your feelings about RPattz with other ORPD sufferers.

16. Robert Pattinson is.That is all.

There needn’t be anything else.

Amen

How do you know if Rob has you under his spell?

1. If a large part of your day is spent looking at pics of Rob.

2. If Rob is the first thing that you think of in the morning.

3. If you are confident that Rob is the reason that the stars shine.

4. He roped the moon.

5. Plaid and Raybans turn you on.

6. If you set aside a monthly alottment of money to make sure you have every mag HHH is featured in.

7. You have no control over your bodies reaction when seeing him.

8. You would slap down your own mother for speaking ill of him.

9. You don't bother to look at any other men, no one compares.

10. If you spent your day googling love spells and asking stupid ass questions like, "how do you know if you are under his spell".

Well then, you might be under his spell.

What is it about him that charms us so?

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