You Might Be A Roboholic If...

Hi, my name is itsjustme and I am a Roboholic. I've been intoxicated by Rob for over a year now now with no signs of slowing.

Are you a Roboholic?

Are your days spent like this?

1. Eat breakfast while checking for new pics.
2. At work; twitter, check forums and blogs.
3. Go to the store ( look for Robazines )
4. Leave housework for tomorrow
5. Sit in front of computer with Robporn until 4 in the morning
6. Repeat

Does your to-do list look like this:

1. Laundry

2. Dinner

3. Blog

4. Robporn

5. Dishes


6. Tweet

More ways to know if you are a Roboholic, Jeff Foxworthy style.

1. If you eat hot pockets for dinner 4 nights a week convinced that he is having them somewhere at that same time, you might be a Roboholic.

2. If your plan to meet Robert Pattinson involves carriages and glass slippers, you might be a Roboholic. (I love you Honolulu Girl)

3. If you work harder on your Rob site than you ever have at a job site, you might be a Roboholic.

4. If 97.8% of your daydreams include the sparklepeen, you might be a Roboholic.

5. If you have ever eaten Chef Boyardee out of the can for dinner in front of the computer, you might be a Roboholic.

6. If you drove to six stores in one day searching for RobWeekly, you might be a Roboholic.

7. If you are building an arc in your backyard in anticipation of "rescuing" Rob from the possibility of future floods, you might be a Roboholic.

8. If any topic of conversation leads your thought process back to Rob within five sentences, you might be a Roboholic.

9. If you have ever licked your computer screen, you might be a Roboholic.

10. If you have ever looked up at the moon, thinking of Rob and sang this song:

And even though I know how very far apart we are,
it helps to think we might be wishing on the same bright star.

And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby,

it helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky.

11. If you ever hid in the bathroom at family or friends house to check for new pics on your phone, you might be a Roboholic.

12. If you have ever sat through a show you hate just to see him smile, you might be a Roboholic.

So, you're a Roboholic. What do you do if loving him is wrong and you don't wanna be right?

Fellowship at the Sisiterhood of Love and Robporn. Where there's plenty of beers in the fridge, the holy voice of seduction is streaming live, and there is never a shortage of Robporn or someone around to tell you it's all normal.