From the Urban Dictionary :
Robert Pattinson
1. He is a god among men, and a god among vampires. He's a sex bomb, a babe, beautiful, and glorious. Let's love and honor the beautiful RPatz. Gah!
2. to girls...the hottest british guy that has ever walked the planet...He is an awesome guitar/song writer/singer and a marvelous actor.
3. Robert Pattinson, a 23 year old English actor best known recently for his role as Edward Cullen in the 2008 movie, Twilight, so sexy a new word had to be invented (also pronounced UNF)
Patterz
A label used to describe a really awesome male person. He is often talked about positively and envied by lesser males. He is often seen making people laugh (with him, not at him) and takes things seriously only when he has to. He is honest and dislikes dishonesty. Although extremly easy going and laid back, he always has something wise to say if anyone needs his help. In a word, he is awesome. Clothing: Doesn't really matter. Patterz' belief would be that a person is defined by who they are instead of what they wear.
Robert
The most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. He’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn’t concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. He always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. Robert is so wonderful, it’s almost impossible to find the words to match.
"That guy is so amazing... He must be a ROBERT."
The Glossary of Rob
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Ache-to feel eager; yearn; long: to know him is to love him, to love him is to want him, to want him...normal.
Addict-”I have become a Rob Porn Addict to which there appears to be no cure. I’ve stared at his hands for 15 minutes now at work. Can’t…look…away” Normal.
Adorkable-Any male who is considered nerdy:: unique style, smart:: by most people; yet girls secretly want. No explanation of this unorthodox event has been found.
Amen-A word used to relay that we are all agree on a specific aspect of Rob, such as, “May a belt never find its way into Mr. Pattinson’s wardrobe. Amen & Amen.”
Amfar-A foundation for AIDS research that Rob supports and offered up his sweet, sweet kisses in exchange for money for the center.
Angelic- Of ethereal beauty; otherworldly beautiful.
Another Man - magazine photo shoot.
Apple-represents temptation; the forbidden fruit
Art Freeman-Character played by Rob in the movie How To Be. Also known as RobArt.
Awesomeness-An unmeasurable amount of awesomenimity something can produce.
B
Bafta's - British Academy of Film and Television
Beardward-pictures from a Twilight photoshoot for the Times.
Beardward-pictures from a Twilight photoshoot for the Times.
Beautiful- Your smile makes you pretty. Your body makes you sexy. Only your mind makes you beautiful.
Beanie-Rob’s wooly companion, very much like a best friend. Accompanies Rob about 80% of the time. Rob didn't start the style, but he totes owns it.
Beautiful Bastard-Edward Cullen meets white hot intensity of a thousand suns.
Bewitching- charming, enchanting, adorable
Blushing-To become red in the face, from modesty, embarrassment.
Britpack-”Forget the Rat Pack and the Brat Pack,” says PopStar, “there is a new pack in town, turning heads whereever they go . . . The Brit Pack.”
Just who, says this source, is in the Brit Pack? Why, Robert Pattinson and his wily crew of course. Our favorite musicians, such as Bobby Long, Marcus Foster, and Sam Bradley, are on the list, as well as Tom Sturridge, who is also a long-time, actor friend of Rob’s. Photo by pinkpixiechicks
Buck naked-As in, take off all your clothes, Rob, I want you buck naked in my bed. This one is a George Costanza (Seinfeld) quote, “If I Was a Porn Star, My Name Would Be Buck Naked!”
Buttonfly- What I wouldn’t give to be able to rip those buttons off and get to the wonderful Pattinson present that is behind those brass buttons….Amen! Vid made be RobsButtonsBabe.
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Candyman-Southern Expression. Refers to a man who strives to sexually please lonely women. Like a cross between a sugar daddy and a gigalo, with no money changing hands.
Charming- to delight or please greatly by beauty, attractiveness. Showing off his charming good looks. Robert Pattinson branded charming by Harvey Weinstein (where he auctioned off the kisses at Cannes)
Cannes- a city in France where Rob strutted his fine self and took some fuckhawt pictures…oh yeah and the film festival is held there too.
Cedric Diggory- character played by Rob in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire/Order of the Phoenix
Charisma-a spiritual power or personal quality that gives an individual influence or authority over large numbers of people; charm, magnetism, presence. A rare personal quality attributed to leaders who arouse fervent popular devotion and enthusiasm. Extraordinary power and appeal of personality; natural ability to inspire a large following.
compassionate- someone who cares about the thoughts and feelings of others before they think of themselves
ComicCon-Comic-Con International is a nonprofit educational organization dedicated to creating awareness of, and appreciation for, comics and related popular art forms, primarily through the presentation of conventions and events that celebrate the historic and ongoing contribution of comics to art and culture.
All I know about it is that I get to watch strut his fine ass across a stage and blush. see also adorkable, fuckhawt
Contagious- Very Cool; Very Catchy; Quite Acceptable
Comic Book - Robert Pattinson will feature in the second installment of Bluewater Productions’ new comic book line, Fame.
Comic Book - Robert Pattinson will feature in the second installment of Bluewater Productions’ new comic book line, Fame.
Crooked Smile-a heart and panty melting raise of one side of Rob’s mouth; part of Rob’s plan to take over the world,
1. Dazzle them.
2. Cloud their minds with dirty thoughts. (P.S. this is what the pained expression is all about, he’s focusing)
3. Repopulate
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Daniel Gale- character Rob plays in The Bad Mothers Handbook; see also adorkable
David Letterman
dazzling- Adjective that characterize people that can easily dazzle other people by their amazing looks and personality. It is a very rare quality.
dazzling- Adjective that characterize people that can easily dazzle other people by their amazing looks and personality. It is a very rare quality.
Den of Sin-refers to Rob’s autograph, “You are welcome in my den of sin.”
Details - Rob's sexy photos and interview in the magazine.
Devotion-loyalty motivated by love; ardent, selfless affection and dedication to a person.
DiscomROBulated- The state of befuddlement resulting from looking at, listening to, thinking about or discussing the hotness that is Robert Pattinson.
Devotion-loyalty motivated by love; ardent, selfless affection and dedication to a person.
Divine- something that is better than perfect.
Doc Martens- AKA, the sex boots-A brand of footwear created in England which creates sexual thoughts when worn by Robert Pattinson.
Domward- character from the companion fanfics, The Submissive, Can Bella Swan warm and win the heart of dom, Edward Cullen, while living out her darkest fantasy? The Dominant, Because every story has two sides - The Submissive from EPOV.
Dreamy- Someone having irresistible charm and being delightfully attractive.
Drunk Rob-describes Rob in an inebriated state of fuckhawtness.
Duckie lips-refers to the manner in which he puckers his luscious lips.
E
Early Show-
Edward Cullen- sparkly vampire whose only purpose of being is to drop the panties of girls. He is adored by teenage girls and Catholic priests alike, and is so ‘perfect’ in every way that he actually shits flowers.
Twilight
Edward Cullen- sparkly vampire whose only purpose of being is to drop the panties of girls. He is adored by teenage girls and Catholic priests alike, and is so ‘perfect’ in every way that he actually shits flowers.
Twilight
New Moon
Eclipse
Effervescence-To show high spirits or animation, to show enthusiasm, excitement, liveliness.
Effervescence-To show high spirits or animation, to show enthusiasm, excitement, liveliness.
eRobica- refers to the collection of Robert Pattinson photos, videos, soundbytes, and interviews obtained electronically; a virtual spank bank; porn for women.
Enchanting-to subject to magical influence; bewitch: charming; captivating: to cast a spell over.
eye candy- Something purely aesthetically pleasing, that is, pleasing to the senses.
eye/eyebrows-This can only be desribed through pictures.
Entertainment Weekly-pics of Rob from photoshoot for the mag for Twilight.
Eyefuck- looking like you want to have wild sex and making the person you are looking at feel as if they have been…well, fucked.
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Fantasy-imagination, when extravagant and unrestrained;
the forming of mental images, especially wondrous or strange fancies; imaginative conceptualizing.Fawkalicious-an adjective used to describe one, who is very attractive sexually; one who many would like to fuck, because he looks delicious.
Fingerporn-A state of arousal due to Rob’s long, elegant fingers.
Fuck me-please. ‘Nuff said.
Fuckery-Unrest due to an excess of bad vibes given off by dishonesty, stupidity, fiendish demenors, or fuckerism.
Fuckhawt-a state where in you see a pic of Rob and hear yourself moan the word ‘fuck’ in response to how hawt he is.
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Geekward-used to describe Rob in the movies How to Be and The Bad Mother’s Handbook and fanfic of a similar nature.
Georges Duroy- Rob's character in the movie, Bel Ami, based on the novel by Maupassant, published 1885. Georges Duroy, the ‘Bel-Ami’ of the title, is a dashing, ambitious, and unscrupulous journalist who exploits the women whom he seduces to further his career.
Georges Duroy- Rob's character in the movie, Bel Ami, based on the novel by Maupassant, published 1885. Georges Duroy, the ‘Bel-Ami’ of the title, is a dashing, ambitious, and unscrupulous journalist who exploits the women whom he seduces to further his career.
Giselher-Rob’s character in the movie Ring of the Nibelungs.
GQRob- One of the sexiest picture displays known to human society. See also Beautiful Bastard.
Gorgeous-Dazzlingly beautiful or magnificent, stunning, sexy, appealing, classy, exquisite, good looking.
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Harper’s Bazaar Shoot – another hot Rob photoshoot…with this one, though, we can imagine that he’s kneeling on one knee, proposing his everlasting love…or pretend we’re spies in love, like Mr & Mrs Smith…or taking our engagement photos *sigh*
Hawt-Irresistibly sexy; hot multiplied by infinity.
Heineken- Rob’s favorite beer.
HHH-A nickname for Rob meaning His Holy Hotness.
Hitomianika- A cultural word from meanings similar from the Dutch and Japanese. Adj: a defied earthly paragon-like beauty, and is a supreme level of heavenly beauty.
Hobolicious-1. Of or pertaining to the act of being extremely hobo 2. Being absolutely fabulous 3. Like a hobo 4. The act of being sexy, or attractive in an almost hobo-like way.
Pic by amcas
Pic by amcas
Holy Voice of Seduction-*puts fingers to lips* Sshhh, just listen.
Horny-
How about now? A testimonial; Horny-”I looked at that photo of him and my ovaries screamed” or “my uterus just quivered” and I came to the conclusion that this guy brings out a very “primal” response in women…of all ages. And why do you suppose that is? Because by nature women seek out those males with the strongest masculine traits because they want those traits -that DNA- for their offspring. It’s just biology girls. And what is the one masculine trait of Rob’s that sets him apart from the pack? Right. That incredible jaw line. It’s the FIRST thing I noticed about him. ‘Course then you throw in everything else…the eyes, the mouth, the hands, the HAIR and we been turned into nothing but a bunch of sitting ducks reduced to a puddle.”
Hot Pockets-Rob’s favorite microwavable food.
Humanitarian - having concern for or helping to improve the welfare and happiness of people; pertaining to the saving of human lives or to the alleviation of suffering
Humble-1. An admirable quality that not many people possess. It means that a person may have accomplished alot, or be alot but doesn’t feel it is necessary to advertise or brag about it. 2. To degrade, to cut one’s ego down to size
Humble-1. An admirable quality that not many people possess. It means that a person may have accomplished alot, or be alot but doesn’t feel it is necessary to advertise or brag about it. 2. To degrade, to cut one’s ego down to size
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I.AM.DIED- a slang expression used to convey a state of braindead that Rob’s panty -dropping, fuckhawt goodness causes.
Ice- what I need after seeing these pics.
Inamorato--A male lover.
impress- to affect someones feeling or mind in a positive way; see also dazzling.
impress- to affect someones feeling or mind in a positive way; see also dazzling.
incognito- in disguise, a secret identity
Illustrious-highly distinguished; renowned; famous: glorious, luminous; bright: celebrated.
InStyle-pics of Rob from photoshoots for the mag.
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Jacob Jankowski - character played by Rob in the upcoming movie Water for Elephants
Jacob Jankowski - character played by Rob in the upcoming movie Water for Elephants
JapanRob- refers to pics taken of Rob during the Japan premiere of Twilight — Photoshoot and Press Conference.
Jawporn- The phenonemenon of a very sexy and strong jawline. Preferably displayed on Robert Pattinson. “I love his profile… without his classic roman god profile there would be no jawporn.”
Jimmy Fallon-
Jimmy Kimmel Live – Rob was asked about his misbuttoning; the show marked its most watched Friday in 6 months (totally all Rob’s doing)
Just. Perfect – Creativity, Originality and Passion; if something is too good to be true, when the world stops turning as soon as you recognize those symptoms you know that something is “perfect“.
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Kaui- An angelic being like no others; a word that combines all of these into one, beautiful, intelligent, majestic, heavenly, and awesome.
King -a male ruler of a country (such as “itsjustmeland”)
Kismet/Karma-means “fate” or “destiny “OMG, I was in the bathroom and Rob walked in! I realized I accidentally went into the men’s bathroom! I mean what are the odds? It was like kismet!”
Kiss-The soft touch of another’s lips, in a perfect moment.
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Source
Laugh-A smile having an orgasm.
Lemons-refers to the dirty things that authors make Rob (and the characters he has played) do in fanfic.
Lick- to move the tongue up, down, sideways, or across any surface.
Lips- The gates to heaven.
Source
Love-The most spectacular, indescribable, deep euphoric feeling for someone.
Lust-1. Excessive obsession over something. 2. Being sexually attracted to one another. 3. A large physical attraction for an individual, that is sometimes uncontrollable and completely unreasonable.
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Man/Manly-The phenomenon of a very sexy and strong jawline. Preferably displayed on Robert Pattinson. ”I love his profile…without his classic roman god profile there would be no jaw porn!” “An actor whose jaw-line is so finely chiseled it could split granite…”
Mania- excitement or enthusiasm; craze
Manips-pics ‘made’ of Rob by genius who feed our addiction.
Melt-The ecstatic and thrilling feeling you feel when: you see someone extremely hot.
Method Actor-Method acting is thought to one of the most difficult techniques to learn; there are no technical forms or lessons that can be practiced to learn it. There are numerous versions of the Method, taught by different teachers. The initial approach was to recall a past experience and immerse oneself in the emotion of that experience so as to apply it to the scene presently being undertaken. Source
MexiRob-pics of Rob taken in Mexico promoting Twilight. see also Principal Pattinson.
MTV Movie Awards- aka The Rob Awards2009- He premiered a clip from New Moon. He won 4 awards. His name was mentioned in the songs, spoofs, and even in acceptance speeches.
Musician- Robert Pattinson is an excellent musician, playing both the guitar and piano. (Source: IMDB page)
”Music occupies a very important place in my life. I couldn’t live without music.” (Source: http://twilight-for-fans.blogspot.com/2009/02/i-couldnt-live-without-music-robert.html)
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Naughty-A way of describing something in way that shouldn’t be good, and yet somehow is.
Japan -
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Nikes-An American shoe company that makes athletic wear that includes shoes, shirts, shorts, etc. Their logo is a checkmark and their motto is “JUST DO IT.” Yes Rob, just do me…I mean it. No, no, I definitely mean me.
Normal - What is “normal?” It seems as though the weirder you are, the more you fit in…so that means that weird is normal. If weird is normal, then that means that if you are normal you are weird, so in order to be normal you must be weird, which makes you normal all over again. Which is weird. It is a perpetual cycle.
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Obsessed- aka Robsessed- is a word the lazy use to describe to the dedicated.
Orgasm- aka Robgasm- happens when you look at an extremely hot picture of Robert Pattinson. Or watch him on TV. Or by some chance come into close proximity with him.
Interviewer: So, Rob, how’s the weather?
Rob: I err, ehh, I dunno…I guess it’s…er…uhh *smiles and runs hand through hair*
*robgasm*
Rob: I err, ehh, I dunno…I guess it’s…er…uhh *smiles and runs hand through hair*
*robgasm*
Oscars- an awards show where Robert presented… someone with… something and looked fuckhawt in a suit.
Oral fixation-used to explain the glazed over look in a woman’s eyes when Rob puts anything in his mouth.
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Panty Dropping-describes a woman’s reaction when Rob says,
Panty Combustion-describes the effect of panties melting due to Rob’s extreme hotness.
Perfection- The perfect combination of character, beauty, intelligence, and love.Personality-person whose character stands out from that of others; “Personality is the supreme realization of the innate idiosyncrasy of a living being. It is an act of courage flung in the face of life, the absolute affirmation of all that constitutes the individual, the most successful adaptation to the universal conditions of existence, coupled with the greatest possible freedom of self-determination.” [C.G. Jung, 1875-1961]
Phenomenon-something that is impressive or extraordinary; a remarkable or exceptional person; prodigy; wonder.
Phineas- Character to be played by Rob in the western Unbound Captives. Plaid-Cool, in-style, pleasing to look at; awesome 2) A clothing pattern involving crossed lines/colors (usually 3 or more) to form a square pattern. Rob preferred attire.
Rob is soooo fucking gorgeous!!! He makes plaid look so darn sexy!
There is just something very warm and cozy about a guy with scruff wearing plaid….well, Rob…not just any guy. He looks so snuggly, makes you just wanna cuddle in front of a fire….I don’t care if it is July.
Planet Hollywood -a restaurant in Times Square, NY, where Rob promoted Twilight with a dual memorabilia and handprint ceremony.
Poof-disappearance of panties due to Rob. see also panty combustion.
Porn-aka Robporn- any pics, gifs, interviews, or videos featuring Rob. Rob porncauses certain side effects: Perma Robgasms, melted panties, licking of the computer screen, masturbation, fainting spells, and possible death from extreme tingling in the nether regions.
Principal Pattinson-used to describe pics of Rob in Mexico that bring about teacher/student fantasies, may also cause Catholic school girl fantasies. see also MexiRob.
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Quotes - Oh, Rob, the things you say, “I’ve got a terrible memory—I end up repeating myself quite a lot. The only thing I can remember is that I’m going to repeat myself!”
”On his fight scene with Cam Gigandet (who knows martial arts apparently, learned it for a movie): “I kicked his ass, because I don’t hold back. I fight like a little bitch. I’d bite and pull his pants down and stuff.”
6.) On how he gets his renowned coif, “Sometimes I just take my head out of my ass!”
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Ray-Ban Sunglasses have made many appearances in Hollywood films. In the 1961 movie Breakfast at Tiffany’s Audrey Hepburn famously wore Ray-Ban sunglasses. Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi also wore Ray-Ban sunglasses in Blues Brothers. Tom Cruise also wore Ray-Ban sunglasses in the 1983 film Risky Business, and the 1986 blockbuster Top Gun. Ray-Ban sunglasses were also featured prominently in the 1997 film Men in Black. Ben Affleck has also worn Ray-ban Sunglasses in Daredevil. Yet, not a single damn one of them came even close to looking as good as Rob.
Remember Me Premiere - Rob looking stylish at the premiere of Remember Me in NY and London.
Remember Me Press Junket
Robcessory that accentuates his chiseled jawline. Also looks
just as good when he holds them with his lips.
Respect- to hold in esteem or honor:
Richard- character played by Rob in The Summer House
Robert-”ROBERT” means “Shining with fame.” Hmmm…ironic or kismet?
Roberverse- theory that all thoughts in the universe eventually link back to Rob.
Robpressed-how you feel when there are no new pics of Rob. (via RPfangirlDC)
Robtopia-a place of total perfection.
Robward-refers to Rob’s role as Edward Cullen in Twilight.
Robtube-refers to the plethera of vids on youtube about Rob. It is a tangled web, I find myself lost in often.
Rolling Stone -fuckhawt photoshoot done for the magazine. He was also named 2008 Hot Actor of the Year by said magazine.
RomeRob- pics of Rob from the promotion of Twilight in Rome.
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Salvador Dali-a famous surreal artist, character Rob played in Little Ashes.
Screenlickers-Pictures of Rob that are so sexy, so Robgasmic, and so swoonworthy that it makes the person looking at it want to lick the computer screen – literally.
Sex-to arouse sexually: used to describe a very enjoyable event that had occured or is yet to occur. *wink*
Sex Bomb- a person who will explode in a fury of sex; one who is exploding with sexuality.
Sexy-very attractive, pleasing to the eye, used to describe someone who you think is amazingly attractive, and you want in their pants; an intangible attribute, sexy is the whole package, including that “certain something” that you can’t quite put your finger on. Sexy may include the person’s attitude, voice, attire and body language.
Sex Drive-describes pics of Rob at the Sex Drive movie premiere, also can describe a hard drive full of Robporn.
Sex Hair- hairstyle made famous by actor Rob Pattinson and adored by women worldwide. “His hair sticks up like a neon sign screaming ‘do me’ “
Sex on Fire-song by Kings of Leon -about someone you have a fantasy of sleeping with, displays how you feel sex with this certain someone would be like..belief that having sex with this person (Robert Pattinson) would be amazing!
Sex on Legs/Sex on a Stick-One who personifies sexual attraction, someone who embodies perfection, personifies attractiveness, and oozes vibes of “do the nasty with me! “
Sexspenders-reference to Rob in the black suspender pants.
Scruff-facial hair, basically day three to five after a shave.
Shirtless Wednesday-the sacred day that these pics were posted. (gotta have this full size) see also Robporn.
Sigh-a contended exhale of breath, a sound heard round the world whenever Rob is photographed smiling.
Smexy-Smart and sexy, sexy but at a greater magnitude.
Smile-it is the key that fits the lock of everybody’s heart, to arouse a woman without talking to her, silent seduction.
Smirk- sly smile
Smokin’ hot-pics of Rob smoking cigarettes.
Smooch-when Rob puckers his lips out of nervous habit and his picture issnapped at the perfect moment; the act of kissing.
Spank Bank- 1. A memorable collection of mental images that one wishes to retain for master debational purposes; porn collection.
Sparklepeen- nickname for Robward’s penis, refers to a penis that is cold, hard and most importantly, sparkly. photo by pinkpixiechicks *whispers to pixie* I googled ’sparklepeen’ and this was the first image.
Spunk-Ransom-nickname Rob has given himself.
Squee- to squeal with glee; from a combination of the two words, see also normal.
SuitRob-refers to pics of Rob in a suit.
Swoon-refers to a state of braindead due to Rob’s hotness, see also fuckhawt. I think Mrs_Robward described it best in her tweet to me today, ” *swoon* He melts my heart and burns my loins.” see also amen and normal.
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Take-it-all-off-A phrase that women say about Rob, especially when drunk-tweeting. Robporn is then shared by the masses.
Tattward- Fanfic reference to stories of Edward with tattoos and/or piercings.
Teen Choice Awards-Blah, blah, blah. Here's what I know Rob + surfboard = win.
Temptation- the act of tempting; enticement or allurement; something that tempts, entices, or allures. Basically any picture or video with Robert Pattinson.
That’s What She Said-to make something innocent sound sexual, I don’t know who “she” is but “she” is a dirty whore and I like her!
Tease-flirtation, amorous advance
Tempting- 1. to entice or allure to do something often regarded as unwise, wrong, or immoral. 2. to attract, appeal strongly to, or invite: The offer tempts me 3. The book tempted me to read more on the subject. 4. to put (someone) to the test in a venturesome way; provoke: to tempt one’s fate.
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart-
ThRob-a pulse or vibration in the chest and/or groin area due to Robporn.
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ThRob-a pulse or vibration in the chest and/or groin area due to Robporn.
Thud-the sound of panties hitting the floor; happens simultaneously when watching Robporn.
Toby Jugg-character played by Rob in The Haunted Airman
Todays Show Appearance promoting Remember Me.
Touch-A general expression of ecstasy. The pursuit of ecstasy through physical pleasure or fantasies.
Twitch-to move spasmodically or convulsively; jerk; jump, to ache or hurt in the nether region due to excess Robporn.
Tyler Hawkins-aka Tybert-Rob’s role in the yet-to-be released Remember Me.
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Ugh-sound made during a Robgasm.
Unadulterated-pure, wicked sin.
Unicorns-code word for orgasm as depicted in the fanfic. Wide Awake, by Angstgoddess003
Underwear-grey boxer briefs, (when our king so chooses any at all)
UNF- Universal Noise of Fucking
U.S. Weekly- aka RobWeekly- Dossier outtakes of Rob posted by the magazine in May 2009, see also mine! Source: amcas
V
Vancouver-city in Canada where the Twilight Saga is being filmed
Vanity Fair-the name of the first movie that Rob worked on, though his scenes were cut.
also refers to the magazine for which for Rob did a Twilight photoshoot for in December of last year; this year he was overwhelmingly voted “Most Handsome Man in the World.”
The View_
VMAs 2008- MTV's Video Music Awards where we learn that Russell Brand is a douche and Rob is adorkable.
VMAs 2008- MTV's Video Music Awards where we learn that Russell Brand is a douche and Rob is adorkable.
VMA's 2009- MTV's Video Music Awards where we learn that Kanye West is a dillhole, Russell Brand is still a douche, and I officially confirm that the only thing even remotely interesting about this fuckery is Rob.
Vman- pics of Rob from a photoshoot for the mag.
Vodka shirt-Rob’s much beloved, vintage Russian Stoli vodka t-shirt
Vogue - short article for the movie Remember Me
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Walking Sex-Term used to describe Robert Pattinson, using his sexy legs to walk from point A to point B.
Weapons of Mass Sexstruction - seemingly harmless charms that render a woman pantiless. See also lipbite, tongueporn, fingerporn, sex hair.
Wax Figure -the newest wax figure at Madame Tussauds in NY and London.
Wet Dreams/WetRob-Any pictures of Rob when he is soaked with water, whether it is rain or being splashed w/ a water bucket, see also US Weekly.
Wet Dreams/WetRob-Any pictures of Rob when he is soaked with water, whether it is rain or being splashed w/ a water bucket, see also US Weekly.
Wicked-Used to express awe. Awesome, describes any picture of Rob.
WideAwake-is a very widely known Twilight Fan Fiction by the author, Angstgodess003.
With an amazing mixture of Angst, Comedy, and Wit, it is more than worthy of being published into its own book.
With an amazing mixture of Angst, Comedy, and Wit, it is more than worthy of being published into its own book.
Summary: Edward and Bella have dark pasts that leave them severely emotionally scarred, with nightmares that force them to stay awake. They meet and begin to form a bond during the night hours. All Human
click here to read the story and then go here for a ‘cute’ discussion.
click here to read the story and then go here for a ‘cute’ discussion.
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X-Rated-adult, bawdy, dirty, erotic, fleshy, hard-core, immoral, indecent, lascivious, lewd, obscene, off-color, offensive, porn, porno, raunchy, sensual, sexual, sexy, smutty, steamy
Y
Yearn-ache, be desirous of, be eager for, be passionate, chafe, covet, crave, dream, hanker, have a crush on, have a yen for, hunger, itch, languish, long, lust, pine, set one’s heart on, thirst, want, wish for
Yummy-referring to something (or someone) deeeelicious and tasty, very attractive, sexy, hot, something so deliciously sexy you just want to lick it & love it, the state of being excessively attractive causing a girl to drool and possibly pass out
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Zodiac-birthdate May 13 makes Rob a Taurus;
Taurus is the Second Sign of the Zodiac, represented by the Bull which is prized for strength and stamina, see also I.AM.DIED. The Egyptian Horus was the Bull of Heaven and a white bull was sacrificed in Babylonia at the time of the New Year to placate Ramman, the God of Thunder and Lightning. Taurus peacefully tends and nurtures Spring’s garden, bringing forth harmony from chaos. Like the Bull, Taurus does not move unless there is something worth moving for. Taurus likes to keep a firm hand on possessions and nothing makes this Sign happier than secure material prosperity. Taurus craves the good things in life. Dominated by the romantic Planet of Venus, Taurus is deeply loving with strong values, but can be slow to make decisions. Earthbound with worldly goals and in tune with nature, Taurus is the most reliable and faithful Sign of the Zodiac. In essence, Taurus governs practicality and security. Also of note: sexual style of a Taurus; the more he cares, the longer he’ll last. If he’s crazy about you, then you can count on a good time, as this is the boy that can go long and strong and really give it his all. Source
Zygote-describes pics of Rob from his modeling days; the love for Zygote Rob varies…some are truly horrified and traumatized (the want to wash your eyes out w/ soap comes to mind)…some actually have a soft spot.
Source: Google, Urban Dictionary, Mrs_Robward (to read here fanfic click here), FakerParis, RAoR. Again, a real special thank you to Nellie, aka half_my_self
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