The Sexy Factor

Robert Pattinson is sex. He walks it, talks it, and breathes it. Hell, I can't even hear the word "sex" anymore without thinking of His Holy Hotness. Every move he makes is sensual. Every sound out of sweet lips is arousing. One of the many, many, many reasons I think that he is sexy is that he often looks as if he just had sex or is planning to have sex. For instance, the sex boots. I found a fuckton of pics of him in the Doc Martens and they are never tied. All the better to get on and off....wait for it................that's what she said.

He always seems to be in various stages of undress. Shirts buttoned wrong or, even better, barely buttoned. Rob's all about easy access...and.....that's what she said. *whispers* I searched every photo I could find for one with his buttonflys casually left undone, but alas, nothing...yet. No worries though, I am undaunted in this endeavor. I prescribe to the philosophy that, "it never hurts to look."

I'm not even counting the hair, which I feel deserves its own big and fluffy post.

`I hear some (ignorant, possibly blind) people say that they don't get the attraction, he's just a regular guy. And that, my friend is the basis of why I love him. He IS a regular guy, despite being so attractive; such a rare trait, I thought it a myth. Rob is unpretentious and doesn't care how he looks or what he wears. He's a take-it or leave-it kinda guy. In theory, (Note: when I state my own opinion, I call it a theory) we as a nation are fed up with materialistic men who spend more time getting ready for work than we do. Rob is shy and a bit awkward, giving the idea that he needs to be taken care of...yep, that's what she said, and no woman can resist that. An easy-going guy that laughs freely, admits his flaws, and doesn't mind staying home and having hot pockets for dinner = massive epic win!

A man this sensitive, intense and passionate, with a sense-of-humor make spontaneous, creative, and wicked lovers.

See how it all comes back to sex. It is that mix of seductive artisit and dorky little boy that is his allure. He is unlike any man I have ever known, yet he is every man I have ever known. He is perfectly flawed. A pretty face and a pretty heart.

How could you not love him?