Robert Pattinson Took My Virginity

*clasps hands over heart* Oh, this is a wonderful story. It is a story of first times. It's a story of life-changing love and lust. *stares off dreamily*.......*sigh* It is an epic tale of my first time with Robert Pattinson.

I did not have any idea this Twilight world existed. I had only heard mention of the novels and had not read them. I saw the movie first. Thanks to my niece and not then until it had come out on DVD. I was intrigued by the movie and then went back and read all the books and LOVED them.

But the books did not set off my obsession. No, it was this guy.

I said to myself, "Self, if he looks that good in all that make-up, just imagine what he must really look like." However, even that thought did not begin my infatuation. No, it was that damn song. Running through my head day and night. I was driven to find out who sang that song and thus began my grand youtube journey. Little did I know that I would never be the same.

It all began here...

It didn't take me long at all to find out who was singing that song, and when I did, I was smitten. I found more of his music and could not stop listening to it constantly. The holy voice of seduction still makes me light-headed!

Here's the first one I found.

This also marked the first occasion of seeing 'real' Rob and I was struck stupid. How is it that he can look that damn good, be a talented actor, and have that soulful voice? I figured there must be something wrong with him. I mean no one is perfect. "He's probably an asshole," I told myself. *hangs head in shame* I still hadn't figured it out.

I found myself wondering what else he was good at. I began scouring the wide, wide world of web to find out more about this fascinating man. (I'll let you know when it gets old) Along the way I became a believer in all things Pattinson, and I finally figured it out, Rob is an angel in the the body of a devil. He owns me, I don't even pretend to fight. I sold my soul to him for a smile months ago and I have never looked back. I find I am quite happy being Rob's whore.