My Life With Rob

Ssshhh....trying to stay on the DL here. I'm trust you guys not to out me.

I own these

The posters from this hang on my walls because that's normal!

I may or not have bought Teen Bop mag b/c it had posters of Rob in it. What? It's normal!

I listen to the Holy Voice of Seduction everyday!

I read an old interview of Rob's and had an epiphany.

Speaking of his payment, Robert Pattinson has denied the mounting rumors claiming he receives $12 million for starring in "New Moon". "I read some gossip thing saying, because I looked really uncomfortable in a paparazzi photo or something, they're like, 'He should get used to it. That's the price to pay if you're getting $12m (£8.1m) a movie'", the British actor reveals, adding, "If I'm getting paid $12m a movie I'd walk around naked." Rest of article and source here.

Now I know exactly how I am going to spend that lottery money, inheritance, bank hold-up. *smacks hand* No bank robberies. Bad girl!

Maybe I can collect cans or hold a weekly car wash. Even if I can't get the $12 million, maybe I can get enough money to buy a kiss. You know for charity. *wink*

I imagine that you can probably tell a lot about a person from the names they give their Robporn pics.

I call this one, "sexy devil"

This one I dubbed "daddy". Don't judge!

I call this one "mmmmmmm"

I watch this movie at least once a week

I have my freebie list written down and hanging on the fridge. I'm pretty sure that's legally binding. But just in case I may or may not get that sucker notarized. I wrote it like this because a girls gotta cover all the bases. *wink*

1. Robert Pattinson

2. Rob Pattinson

3. Robert Thomas Pattinson

4. Pattinson, Robert

5. Robert Fucking Pattinson

I have 1, 093 pictures of Rob on my computer and none of myself or any family members.

My real name isn't itjustme. Bet you would have never guessed.

Here's something else you may not have guessed, I love him.

No *shakes head* I lloooovvvvvvvvee him!