Good Girls Guide To Being Bad With Rob

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I have heard on-going discussions of jealous DH and BF. They don't get it. They roll their eyes. They ask incessant questions. Here are some suggestions of what to say to derail him from your obsession aka get him the hell out of the room so you can go back to the His Royal Fuckhawtness.

1. Fill in the blank: "I only like him because his ______ reminds me of you." There are a fuckton of great things about Rob. Just match up one thing he has in common with your significant other. An acceptable example; sense-of-humor. WARNING: Do not say sparklepeen!

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2. "Oh honey, I don't like him, I'm just keeping up to date on current events and this guy just happens to be everywhere I look."

3. Use a trick you learned as a teen since you totes feel like one. Blame it on your friends. " All my friends like him. They sent me all of these pics and I just look so that I will be able to contribute to the conversation. You want me to be a happy right? I deserve to part of the cool gang, right?" Lay it on thick girl. Rob will be proud of your acting abilities.

4. Go on the offense, "I was just saying a prayer for him!"

5. "This is what I do when I have feelings I need to work through, unless you would like to have a talk and cry session with me."

6. "He is to me what those mags you keep in the top of the closet are to you. Now take your clothes off, get in the bed and wait for me." Hehe this is a no fail.

There you have it your good girls guide to being bad with HHH. Enjoy!