A Few of My Favorite Things

As a blogger coughcough I spend a lot of time on the internet researching coughcough Robert Pattinson. Here are a few of my favorite things that I have found recently and I am loving right now.

I love that one of you found my sight by searching google for, "sex + spread legs".

I love these pics fromTwifans

I love Sam Bradley's new video. Now, I know what you are thinking, but I assure you that my love for Sam has nothing to do with Rob. I actually heard Sam's music first, through a friend, and instantly loved it. His music is very soothing to me and I love him very much. So, imagine my surprise when I get an e-mail this morning redirecting me to Sam's MySpace, where he had this to say...

Official Video

Im Excited!!!

The E.P is being release on the 29th of August on www.sambradley.com.

I finally get to show you my Music Video too. Please watch it. Comment on Youtube. Pass it on! Anything you can do! Zack Spiger and I made this with no budget and few materials and we had an amazing time doing it! Lets make this the most watched video I have!

Thank you all

Sam

Now, I am a giver. I never deny the ones I love anything.

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I love this article by Justin Bowers, shared with me by half_my_self. This guy is hilarious.

Okay, take a few more minutes to finish staring at the latest pictures of him and his new car. Okay, are we good now? Great.

Step 1: It's obviously 3 AM and you probably have your laptop sitting on your lap, so let's take advantageof that. As a warmup, go ahead and lift your laptop up and toward your chest, and back down. Repeat 30 times or until muscle fatigue.

Great, biceps are loosened up. Now, let's put the laptop to the side and, here's the important part, FULLY CLOSE IT. I can't have your shirtless Robsessed background wallpaper keep you distracted. I know, this is hardfor you to do, but trust me..it's good for you. This is probably the first time in months that your laptop has been un-used anyway, so let's give it a break.

Step 2: Your legs are probably asleep and there are probably pop-tart wrappers, soda cans, and fast food bags all over the coffee table and floor. Go ahead and kick those out of the way and stretch your legs out so they stop being asleep. Good job!

Step 3:Lay down on your stomach and place your palms down on the ground. We're going to start off with some upper body training, pushups! Slowly lower yourself to the ground and lift yourself back up using the strength of your upper body. This is great for the triceps, traps, pecs, etc. Not motivated enough? I already knew that. That's why I thought ahead. I want you to picture Robert laying below you, ladies. Now lower yourself each time to kiss him. Do as many as you are able.

Step 4: Great! You probably did 1 million pushups just now. All you needed was a little motivation! Next, we're going to go outside for a little jog. A little sun is good for you. Besides, we all know that just because you like ol' Rob doesn't mean you want to be as pale as him. Or do you? In this case, wear a hoodie and gloves on your jog.

Step 5: Who am I kidding? You've already given up and are back at your computer because you were so afraid you'd miss the latest "Where is Robert" news update.

Can't say I didn't try. Give yourself a pat on the back, girls. You did great!

Robert Pattinson T-shirts, I was alerted to byRoboholic.

I love this video by LeoyLove

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Did I mention Sam Bradley's new video?

I love FakerParis and someone named Corrina Spencer, whom I have never spoken to, but would marry, for the fucktastic black and white pics they provide.

I love this pic from here

I love TheRavisHim Team and their dirty minds.

"Holy mother of pearl... *double sigh* *sighs* *sighs again* *squirms in chair* *exhales* Oh Rob..."

I love these gifs I found at the_rob_gutter

I love this awesomeness by n7of9

This was made by the talented prophcygrl.

I am working on adding these two permanently. *wink*

I love your suggestions, I added ugh, Beardward, the MTV movie Awards, Comic Con, and the Teen Choice Awards to the Rob Glossary.

Hey have you seen Sam Bradley's new video yet?

I love that EW keeps releasing outtakes. I appreciate that someone had the forsight to plan for this drought we are having right now. Thank you Robert Pattinson Life.