Sabtu, 19 Desember 2009

Dirty Facts

This post has nothing to do with paps or gossip. If you were looking for that, I apologize. P.S. I say I apologize when I've failed someone but I not really sorry.

This post has nothing to with Christmas or any holidays, but it could be construed to be something to celebrate.

This post has nothing to do with how fucking cold it is here.

I'll keep my redneck family stories to myself.

This post is just about Robert Pattinson.





Like how he goes from being one beautiful fucking boy



to one beautiful, fuckable man.



Some random facts I may have spent all day compiling and daydreaming about, in the name of education of course.

Did you know, "Men in their 20’s have an average of 135 orgasms a year. "



Some Papua New Guinea tribesmen greet by shaking penises rather than handshakes. Any chance I could get Rob to go with me there on vacation?



The average number of times a man will ejaculate from masturbation is 2,000.



British men, often portrayed as cold fish who prefer hot water bottles and nightgowns to nights of passion, can hold their heads high. The first atlas of sexual behaviour has revealed them as the sexual tigers of Europe. They start young, have lots of sex and last a lot longer than anyone else.



Only 20% of British men are circumcised.



Found this little handy dandy guide. Note: Rob wears a 10 1/2 U.K.

Shoe Size - Penis Size Conversion Table
Shoe
Sizes
Europe
35
35½
36
37
37½
38
38½
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46½
48½
Europe
Japan
21.5
22
22.5
23
23.5
24
24.5
25
25.5
26
26.5
27.5
28.5
29.5
30.5
31.5
Japan
Korean (mm.)
89-
101
108
114
121
127
133
140
148
156
174
184
216
244
264
280+
Korean
U.K.

3

4

5

6

7

8

10½
11½
13
U.K.
U.S.

4

5

6

7

8

9
10½
11½
12½
14
U.S.
Inches
9
91/8

93/8

95/8

97/8
10
101/8
10¼
10½
10¾
11
11¼
11½
In.
Centimeters
22.8
23.1
23.5
23.8
24.1
24.5
24.8
25.1
25.4
25.7
26
26.7
27.3
27.9
28.6
29.2
Cm.
Mondopoint
89-
101
108
114
121
127
133
140
148
156
174
184
216
244
264
280+
Mondopt.
Penis
Size
Inches
3.5-
4.0
4.25
4.5
4.75
5.0
5.25
5.5
5.85
6.15
6.85
7.25
8.5
9.6
10.4
11+
Inches
Centimeters
8.9-
10.2
10.8
11.4
12.1
12.7
13.3
14
14.0
15.6
17.4
18.4
21.6
24.4
26.4
28+
Cm.


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