myblog: Bullshit

I am fired up and feeling bitchy today. I may lose some followers because of this rant, but that's ok. If my honesty bothers you, you don't belong here anyway.

To photographers and websites who don't want pics reposted, keep them to your fucking self because if I find it, the bitch is mine! If you post it on the internet, it belongs to the world. And since this is my little piece of the world here in the park, I will post what I damn well please. Fuck you very much.

As photographers do you feel that we won't buy the shit if we have it on the PC? Because my credit cards beg to differ.

As websites who have all of these fucked rules, do you think your site will generate more hits if you have exclusive pics? Because the nearly 10,000 photos I have saved in various sexalicious folders say fuck you. There is not a Pattinson photo gallery that I have seen that has anywhere near the Robporn I have, so kiss this. If I have to login to view your gallery or if there is a do not repost note on all of your pics or if you are a photographer with greed issues--get a life or go to hell. I don't have the time or patience to deal with you.

Also, every site I frequent has a disclaimer stating that if you want something removed that we have posted just to ask. There is no need to have sites crashed or involve lawyers, this will only make you look like a douche. Unless of course, you are a douche and then, by all means, show it to the world.

To the post office who charged me nearly $25.00 to mail the Precious II to my beloved Melainii and still has not delivered it after nearly three weeks: I must have someone's head for this. Either deliver it or find a silver platter.

To people on twitter, I cannot take your incessant babbling. I believe what I hear spoken from the holy voice of seduction. Please do not try and twist his words or insinuate that he is liar. All I care about is that he is healthy, safe, and happy. Whatever brings me photos of the smile from heaven is ok by me. I will not allow your pessimism to ruin the beautiful love in my heart for this beautiful man.

No, I don't think that to be a good fan you have to think Rob is perfect. He's human, he makes mistakes. He's a man, so probably a lot of them. I assure you that he is close enough to perfect for me. I also do not think that a good fan causes an uproar of sarcasm everytime a new interview is released. Can we all agree that we love Rob a little more just for being himself? Good! Then, let him and quit fueling the rumor mill.

I don't want to but if I must, I will close out my twitter account. This is supposed to be a happy place. I have enough general fuckery in real life and I'm not gonna put up with any in my Rob bubble.

To the media: everytime you fuckers open your mouth, I feel like I should apologize to Rob on your behalf. Really? We have babies being thrown away, women being raped, men being murdered, entire families cold and hungry and all you talk about is whether a grown ass man who works every day and makes his own money has a beer or ten in the evening and who he has in his bed at night. You are small minded, spineless bastards and I'm done with you. Good day...I say, good day.

To the paps: *sigh* You fuckers are seriously going to be the death of me. You are the scum of the earth. You are on the same ladder rung as drug dealers. You push yourself on the unsuspecting and float through the world bursting bubbles, with seemingly no reprimands. You wouldn't know an honest days work or any type of kindness if it smacked you upside your thick skull. Damn panty waste. In my house we have a word for people like you, idot, because your too fucking stupid to even be considered an idiot. There is a reason you are called the same thing as that yearly gyno exam. You are both cold, uncomfortable, and a bit demeaning with potential for disasterous results. FYI paps, when I think of you, two things come to mind; your balls and my vice grips. Ah, good times.