Jumat, 18 Desember 2009

FanFic and Rob Own Me

Like everyone else, fanfiction rules a large part of my life. Believe it or not, I somehow find time to read more than just one shots. Of course, I have my faves that I can't wait to be updated. Wanna know what I'm reading? Of course, you do! Most of these stories have awesome banners and story boards, but I needed more Rob, so I made my own. And a few are a bit graphic *points finger* don't you wuss out on me now!


Yep, The Office by by tby789 (18 chapters so far)totally owns me, just like she does everyone else. Is there anyone that has not given in to the beautiful bastard? Holy fucking glass windows this story is hawt! It is also beautifully written, emotional, and just plain panty ripping goodness. Did you know that the author also has a blog, on which she posts teasers and *cough* visual aids? Here's all the visuals I will ever need.



beautiful bastard--the office


Library Rendezvous by antiaol- Edward and I...I mean Bella meet at the library and continue to keep Saturday dates for the next three months, getting to know each other. Little do they know, their destinys are entertwined in more ways than one. A tad angsty, but horny dirty-talking Edward more than makes up for it. Rated M for Me likey lemons, 25 chapters.




in the library with rob


Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days-(author's summary)-Bored with their dismal sex lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? 30 chapters so far, AH Rated M for Mother of pearl, is there any other way? Aawww! Sweet/Hornyward, take your pants off and let's snuggle.


dearrob-anyletter-anytime


Work in Progress by *claps hands* araeo- (author's summary)- AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons, 22 chapters so far. The absolute best one liners in a fanfic! I nearly had an anneurism trying not to wake my neighbors laughing. The ovaries talking: "Oh, those clothes look SO uncomfortable... come in and take them off!" "Silly Bella, we don't need to know names for what we have planned..." "We don't care about “issues.” We can fuck the issues right out of him!"


preaching ovaries


Edward Wallbanger by feathermmmm (author's summary)-Bella moves into a fantastic apartment building in San Francisco. Guess who lives next door? With walls this thin, the tension is gonna be thick... AH only 10 chapters so far, Rated M---*wipes sweat off brow* This story is setting my PC aflame and they haven't even done anything yet!


wallbanger


The Girl with the Red Notebook (10 chapters) is EPOV to The Boy in the Red Sweater (complete) by starrynytex (author's summary)-Laced in silence and bound by his black web of a backpack, the new boy dressed in the faded red pullover is driving Bella insane with curiosity. Don't judge a boy by his sweater. ward's lab partner just keeps prying, trying to get inside but he's reluctant to let her. Not to mention, he saw his name written in her notebook. Curiosity gets the better of him. AH, Rated M for the mature adult that I am, don't judge. Edward is sweet and nerdy and traumatized. He need me to stroke his...ego.


red sweater boy rob


Darkward and I do mean dark!! These stories may not be for everyone. If you decide to read one of these stories, please, remember to be a polite, open-minded, non-judgemental reader.




The Monster and I by someone -(author's summary) --A darker romance. Searching for balance and trust, Edward and Bella negotiate a tangled web of sex, blood, secrets, kink, and demons from the past. NOT CANON-STYLE VAMPIRES. Very, very AU. 11 chapters. Much lemons, violence, and dark and dominant Edward. PLEASE BE WARNED that I intend this to be an unapologetically smut-tastic fic with some S&M and D/s-ish lemons in later chapters. --No need to apologize. Ever since, the monster got here with that trunk, I've been a bit *clears throat* tied up. Thank you.


bring me the monster


Buried Among the Begonias by DurtyNelly (author's summary)--Why has Alice kept her best friend, Bella, away from her twin brother? What will happen when she finally meets him? Will Alice's warnings keep Bella way, or will she do something very stupid? AH, OOC, VERY SADISTIC DARK EDWARD. RATED: MA ONLY! 16 chapters so far. ---Consider yourself warned! Check it out, I'm even quoted on Nelly's author page. PS If you need me, I'll be in the basement with Masen.


heaven-hell


If you have been to DurtyNelly's author blog, you would see that Rob is not her vision in this story. *gasp* But I love her muchly, so I made her this:


durty nelly


When I typed Jenson Ackles into image search, googled popped up and said, "did you mean Robert Pattinson?" It was a very confusing experience for my PC, which has been trained to obey only one command.


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Pic from Pilineasalways.

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