One Shot Recc's

Before I recc the one shot's for this week, I just want to rant for one second. I have made no secret of how I feel about the paparazzi. *yells* Where's my vice grips?

Are there not laws against harassment? Are people not arrested for public disturbance? Is stalking not a felony?

Yet these bastards are allowed to get rich making others miserable and call it a *gasp* job. I just can't wrap my mind around it. Thank sweet baby Jesus in a manger that Thinking of Rob has a plan because *clutches heart and doubles over in pain* I'm scared someone is going to get hurt.

From FakerParis at Thinking of Rob.

"Due to recent paps pics of Rob that came out today and inva­sive ones taken before (chas­ing Rob while he’s dri­ving, tak­ing pic­tures of him from rooftops), the fans are stand­ing up and fight­ing back. We want the paps to know that we don’t want to see pics like these, so stop tak­ing them. Stop invad­ing his pri­vate life. Enough is enough. Because no per­son deserves this, celebrity our not. There are lim­its and you have gone too far. He doesn’t want this, nei­ther do we!

Here’s our way of fight­ing back, in less than 12 hours we were able to get 300+ pics of fans pos­ing with their arms over their face to show their protest. This is our way of say­ing leave him alone. We’re hop­ing this mes­sage gets across to the paps. Fans from all over the world sent in pics and trans­lated quotes."

We, as site own­ers, don’t want to post these pics either. A huge group of fans and sites came together for this post. This is a col­lab­o­ra­tive effort between Think­ing of Rob, Pat­tin­son Online, In My Dreams, Eyes of Amber, Ran­dom Acts of Rob, Rob My World, Why not? Twi­light, Rpattz and Me, Gos­sip Dance , Rob­muse­ment, Twi­light Ladies , Edward-Cullen.Net and so many oth­ers.

We think it’s wrong that the paps are hound­ing Rob like this and we want them to know.

Here's what you can do:

Go to Thinking of Rob to see all the pics and send in your own.

Add the twiribbon "respect rpattz" to your twitter avi here

or here from RobsButtonsBabe

Sign the petition here

And now to ease the aching of your heart over the fuckery, by reading about fucking. *giggles*

Omertá by changedbyEdward -Edward Cullen is a mafia underboss in 1929 prohibition Chicago. Sexy one-shot written for the Age of Edward Contest. Rated M for language and sexual content of an explicit nature. AH/AU Mafiaward/Domward

A Very Cullen Christmas: The Trip Home Outtake by mskathy -The lovely and talented NaughtypastryChef and I are wrote this for The First Annual jandco and wtvoc “A Very Cullen Christmas” Collaboration Contest! A Christmas trip gets a little heated. ExBxJ Slash

Age of Consent Outtake for Ninapolitan's Smut Monday by LittleSecret84- EPOV AH/AU Called smut for a reason. Edward and Bella share their bed with Victoria for one night. E+B, B+V

Summer Love by SaraiR88- Everyone is going away for college in September. They decide to make the most out of their summer and go camping. Bella ends up meeting a special someone there... AH Rated T *gasp* I know, no lemons, but it's really sweet.

Tension by whynot- The kids are asleep. The parents are awake. Dr. Masen is tense. What's a good wife to do? Ah/ AU OOC Rated M

The Christmas Elf by tina72899- Bella works at a Santa Shop to earn cash for grad school, but she hates her boss, one E.A. Cullen. Rated M for lemony goodness. AH/AU

Candy Canes and Sin by Trinity Brooks- Awkward conversations and drunken co-workers make an office Christmas party nearly unbearable until Bella connects with an irresistible green-eyed Santa Claus and sparks fly. AH/AU

Spic ' Span by 3kdz4me- Bella picks up a temporary summer job to help a friend out and gets more than she bargained for. Humor, lemons, all the good stuff.

Surprises by KatieBelleCullen- Edward surprises Bella after a rather personal and intimate moment. But the real surprise is his reaction. My entry for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest. Rated M for a reason. Domward 2-shot for Ang.