A day in the life of my Robsession goes something like this:
Turn on computer, Rob says, "hello" and I blush.
Sneak and tweet when I should be doing other things.
The emails with Tina begin with the subject, "porn time".
Wash dishes while daydreaming about Rob.
Hotmail cites me for soliciting porn. (To be fair, this was because of one of the "Britney" type girls somehow uploading naked photos all over MSN but still fucking hilarious).
Read fanfiction and fantasize about Rob.
Check the blogs, pray for new Rob pics.
Watch Rob on Elvis Duran Morning Show.
Begin to photoshop pics of Rob but an hour later realize I've been just been staring.
Login to photobucket to find a .gif and spend 30 minutes watching said .gif like a fat kid watches a cake bake.
Read Details article again during dinner.
Pick one of Rob's movies to watch.
Run to store for "C" batteries. Don't judge.
Cook dinner while listening to Rob sing on the mp3 player.
Do laundry while daydreaming about Rob.
Watch Rob on The Daily Show.
Write blog post about what I did ...or didn't do today depending on how you look at it.
Turn on computer, Rob says, "hello" and I blush.
Sneak and tweet when I should be doing other things.
The emails with Tina begin with the subject, "porn time".
Wash dishes while daydreaming about Rob.
Hotmail cites me for soliciting porn. (To be fair, this was because of one of the "Britney" type girls somehow uploading naked photos all over MSN but still fucking hilarious).
Read fanfiction and fantasize about Rob.
Check the blogs, pray for new Rob pics.
Watch Rob on Elvis Duran Morning Show.
Begin to photoshop pics of Rob but an hour later realize I've been just been staring.
Login to photobucket to find a .gif and spend 30 minutes watching said .gif like a fat kid watches a cake bake.
Read Details article again during dinner.
Pick one of Rob's movies to watch.
Run to store for "C" batteries. Don't judge.
Cook dinner while listening to Rob sing on the mp3 player.
Do laundry while daydreaming about Rob.
Watch Rob on The Daily Show.
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| Robert Pattinson | ||||
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Write blog post about what I did ...or didn't do today depending on how you look at it.
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