I got a present! I got a present! *does the cabbage patch* This morning I mentioned a manip I wanted done to the fucktabulous she whose name cannot be written and less than five minutes later, she sent it to me, because that is just how fucking awesome she is. *whispers* She keeps this shit up, I may change this blog to a fansite for her. I'll call it she whose name cannot be written amusement park.
I know I say how Rob owns me all the time, but I'm for real about that shizz. He possesses me. I belong to him. I enjoy his sweet torture so. He is so wickedly good to me.
I just do what Rob's voice in my head tells me to do, which right now is, "shut up and show the damn pic".
I'm calling it my "Dombert".
No, that is not me in the pic, though she does somewhat resemble me. Enough to make me breathless by the image. A million thank you's to @_corr.
Now what was I gonna say? Rob? "You were gonna mention araeo" *smirk*
*lightbulb* Right!
You may remember
araeo who wrote, "Memory in Blood" that I recced a few days ago. Well, she was kind enough to leave me a comment this morning. *bows to araeo* It turns out that she has written a second part to "Memory in Blood" which I found on her
livejournal. It is not finished because of livejournal word limit. *shakes fist at livejournal* The lovely araeo has informed me this will be a multi-chapter when she finishes her other FF. So if you enjoyed chapter 1, put her on author alert. Or clicky on her name to see her profile and her other stories. I am very impressed with her work and when she tweeted me a Billy Madison quote, I knew it was true love. Clicky the pic to go the story. Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm I loves me some Darkward! Oh you too, Rob?
Wait. Wait. Wait. What is this? Hold the phone!
*stares longingly*
I shall have you, my friend. *nods emphatically* Oh yes! You will be mine.
I'll tell you, these bastards at US Weekly know what the hell they are doing. Color me impressed.
I just don't understand why they insist on putting other people in these magazines. Are there others in New Moon, cause I never saw anyone else in Twilight but Edward Studly-Do-Right Cullen.
There's some kind of stuff at the beginning, but I usually fix a snack during that part.
Then he comes strutting his fine ass into the cafeteria.
He looked all kinds of sexy in Biology class, of all things.
Had my first panty meltdown when he played the piano.
Then he showed off for me playing basesball.
Hmmm...getting all hot and sweaty, rolling around in the grass.
Ah! That's good stuff right there, I tell you what.
Best movie evah!
Now, here's what I have seen of New Moon.
Holy sex Robman!
Talk about a wow factor!
Now here's the money shot.
Frankly, I don't care what else happens, the devil himself couldn't keep me from seeing this on the big screen.
What? All right!
Rob's telling me to have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.
I'm a good pet. I always do what I'm told.
*Rob smirks*
