Chasing the ASDA man vote...

In past elections we heard a lot about Mondeo Man and this time it's Motorway Man - but our Prime Menstruator seems to have identified a new group - ASDA man!

Seems our Gordon was greasing palms in an ASDA store on the first day of campaigning, when the young man he was sucking up to said "If you're looking for a job on May 7th, I'll put a word in for you here."

And who says the young are disconnected with politics?...