Do you suffer from cold feet and wish there was a simple way to keep them warm? Well now you can with our super slippers!
Just pop them in the microwave for a couple of minutes and they'll keep your tootsies warm for hours.
Only £14.99 with free delivery
GOLD LACED FIZZ
Worried about the credit crunch? Well stuff it! We all need a bit of bling to cheer us up so here's our quality sparkling wine laced with real flakes of edible gold.
Decadent or what?
Get stuck in for £29.99
Don't be a sap and get caught lugging that valuable laptop around in it's expensive executive case - slip into something stealthier. This case is indistinguishable from a real envelope and only costs £16.99
Also available in manilla from your Post Office for 99p
Don't settle for just any ordinary boring calendar for the coming year - go for something different with one of the following :
* The Best of British Roundabouts
* Birmingham's Outer Circle Bus Route
* Her Majesty's Prisons
A great talking point for only £9.99 each
PLOP TRUMPS
Have you ever wondered if zebra poop is harder than pig plop? Or if doggy doo smells worse than kestrel crud? Of course you have. And that’s why you need Plop Trumps.
This game of one upmanship is complete shite and it's only £5.99
* * * Want to take a guess at how many of these you think are real? * * *
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