The Power in a Picture

I'm quite fond of my Robporn collection and spend much time admiring it. I'm always amazed at the power the photos have over me. Inspiring thoughts and reactions only Rob provokes.

"Ugh!" Fuck, I think I just did that out loud. Don't judge me. You know you did it too.

Look how sweet he is. He's got the devil in him, but look how sweet he is. He needs me to love him...and maybe open jars for him. Or help him in the tub. Pet him. Let's move on.

This...this is... this is just wrong. You shouldn't look at this. No one should. I'll just file it away for myself. No worries I'll take one for the team. Hell, I'll take two for the team. Don't ever say I'm not a good friend.

This here is irrefutable proof that there is a God because the only way this can be described is heavenly. Listen, can you hear the angels singing? "To know, know, know him is to love, love, love him and I do" Oh it's just me? Let's move on.

This erases everything the surgeon general has accomplished over the last 10 years and fueled every bad boy fantasy I ever had.

This has some kind of weird voodoo shit going on with it because I have a hard time looking away. Makes my eyes tear up. Makes me swear too. Crying and cursing; great combo. And over a damn picture. Can you hear the choir singing now? Their saying, "fa la la la la la la I'm fucked".