Everybody knows Rob is my hero. It's not like I have made a secret of my unyielding devotion to all things Pattinson. *rolls eyes* As if I could hide it even if I wanted to. We have discussed many times the reactions he causes; unlike any other man in the world. Such as pregnancy with a glance.
He really is like a superhero. Now with rumors of him possibly taking over the role of Spiderman I got to thinking about superhuman powers I would give Rob if I could.
1. Body Duplication- This just makes good sense and follows the parks golden rule. The only thing better than Rob is more Rob. I like to think of it as multiple Robgasms.
2. Escape Artist - This is possibly the one he needs the most and would be most appreciative of, maybe enough to pull me along for the ride. Yes, I meant that just as dirty as it sounded.
3. Immortality- Because my heart can't take the thought of the alternative. I gotta keep my baby safe.
4. Superhuman Stamina- I'm not going to lie. He's going to need it cause I sure as hell plan on using it.
5. Time Travel- Everyone should get to gaze upon this beautiful man at least once. Not that once would ever be enough. Hell, a million times is not enough but he could do a lot of good. End wars because people are too busy thinking about him to fight. We should maybe exclude the baby boom period though as that has the possibility of severe problems.
As usual I did a great deal of research for this post and discovered a list of superhero powers some nerd created here.
I was struck by how many of the powers on the list Robert already seems to possess.
Earthquake Generation-What? He makes my earth move. Look at him and tell me you don't feel it.
Extreme Popularity-I didn't even know this was considered to be a power but Rob definitely has it.
Heat Generation- Oh yeah!
Mind Control-I've been under his spell for 10 months. You?
Mind Numbing Beauty- Again, didn't know this was a power but the nerdy boy says it is, so it must be true.
Time Manipulation-He must possess this because one look at him and time ceases to exist.
Now Super Rob needs a catchphrase. How about
"I’m the best there is at what I do”
or
"I.. HAVE.. THE... POWERRRRRRRRRRRR"
or
"Kneel before me"
Hearing him say that last one could mean my untimely demise but it would so be worth it.
Last, Super Rob needs a costume. I'm thinking something like this:
Pic made for me by Tina.
He really is like a superhero. Now with rumors of him possibly taking over the role of Spiderman I got to thinking about superhuman powers I would give Rob if I could.
1. Body Duplication- This just makes good sense and follows the parks golden rule. The only thing better than Rob is more Rob. I like to think of it as multiple Robgasms.
2. Escape Artist - This is possibly the one he needs the most and would be most appreciative of, maybe enough to pull me along for the ride. Yes, I meant that just as dirty as it sounded.
3. Immortality- Because my heart can't take the thought of the alternative. I gotta keep my baby safe.
4. Superhuman Stamina- I'm not going to lie. He's going to need it cause I sure as hell plan on using it.
5. Time Travel- Everyone should get to gaze upon this beautiful man at least once. Not that once would ever be enough. Hell, a million times is not enough but he could do a lot of good. End wars because people are too busy thinking about him to fight. We should maybe exclude the baby boom period though as that has the possibility of severe problems.
As usual I did a great deal of research for this post and discovered a list of superhero powers some nerd created here.
I was struck by how many of the powers on the list Robert already seems to possess.
Earthquake Generation-What? He makes my earth move. Look at him and tell me you don't feel it.
Extreme Popularity-I didn't even know this was considered to be a power but Rob definitely has it.
Heat Generation- Oh yeah!
Mind Control-I've been under his spell for 10 months. You?
Mind Numbing Beauty- Again, didn't know this was a power but the nerdy boy says it is, so it must be true.
Time Manipulation-He must possess this because one look at him and time ceases to exist.
Now Super Rob needs a catchphrase. How about
"I’m the best there is at what I do”
or
"I.. HAVE.. THE... POWERRRRRRRRRRRR"
or
"Kneel before me"
Hearing him say that last one could mean my untimely demise but it would so be worth it.
Last, Super Rob needs a costume. I'm thinking something like this:
Pic made for me by Tina.
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