Park Mad Libs

Everybody loves Mad Libs right? Don't roll your eyes at me. This'll be fun. I found 2 (dirty) Mad Libs, you can pick one or answer both. Copy and paste your choice in the comments with your answers. I can't wait to see what you come up with. My answers in red.

There is a new toy on the market that has everyone saying

__wow__________(Exclamation)! It is called the __scream__________(Sound)

__enhancive__________(Adjective) __Robert Pattinson__________(Noun) box and will be in stores in

__May__________(A Month). The _scream___________(Sound) __enhancive__________(Adjective)

__Robert Pattinson__________(Noun) box is a new gadget that lets you do just about anything!

It __giggles__________(Verb)s, it ___blushes_________(Verb)s, it even serves

__Heineken__________(A Drink)! It is easy to operate and requires no instructions! You

can also have it custom made to be any size you want up to

_____15_______(Number) inches and __sparkly__________ (color) or glow in the dark

with no extra charge! The original product is pocketsized and

__pink__________ (color). There are __2__________(Number) jacks on the product

for 6V DC power and for upgrades and addons. You can add headphones,

__guitars__________(Plural Noun) , monitors, ___sunlamps_________(Plural Noun), and more, and

use them all at the same time!

Darling I've been thinking about you all day and about how much I love your foot long(noun). I can't get it out of my head. I love the way it feels in my belly(noun). Just thinking about it there makes my (noun)(adjective)mouth water. I wish you were here right now so that I could run myhands(noun) up and down your buns(noun). No one's sauce(noun) has ever affected me the way yours does. The way you tempt(verb) me with it makes me want to scream with delight. My hand(noun) is (verb)shak-ing just imagining you (verb)serv-ing me. Come and get me, Darling. My (noun)heaven is your (noun)Subway.