Scientific Formula for Happiness

Rob - Shirt = Happiness

4 books x 4 chances to see Rob / 4 movies = Happiness

Pics of Rob + Lemony fanfiction = Happiness

Fingerporn + Tongueporn = Happiness

Rob + Smile = Happiness

Rob + Photoshoot - Paparazzi = Happiness

Raybans + Smoochy Lips = Happiness

Beanie + Sex Boots = Happiness

Leather Jacket + Cigarette = Happiness

Rob + Water = Happiness

Your turn. What is your very scientific formula for happiness?

Rob Days of Summer

I got the bill for the newspaper today and it occured to me that I never read it anymore. I can't remember the last time that I watched the news, or TV at all for that matter. I basically have no idea what goes on outside my Rob bubble. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. To quote Twilight (sort of), I feel very protective of him and I don't have the strength...to give a fuck.

I realized I spent the whole summer in a Rob filled fuckhawt haze. Oh! What a glorious summer it was! Maybe some of you were there, as well. Let's reminice, shall we?

We went bike riding. I believe this is considered to be a good work-out. I know it got my heart to racing.

We spent the entire day in the park, playing in wonderland. *wink*

Broke the sound barrier at Comic Con.

We went to Cannes and he was so beautiful it took my breath away.

Stole the show at the MTV Movie Awards.

The Teen Choics Awards left me unable to walk straight or think coherently for days.

The wind blew and I've never been more grateful for anything in my life!

Various photoshoots and outtakes were released, timed accordingly, so the fuckhawtness doesn't cause the ozone layer to explode.

This was sent to me this morning by anonymous. *wink* I love you babe!

2 Words-Shirtless Wednesday! *sits bouncing in seat, waving fistfuls of dollar bills*

Best summer evah!