Accountancy is not boring!

Accountants will one day cause the end of civilisation as we know it!

If you fancy an exciting career in accountancy, then just watch the following video. I swear it's real. It's absolutely not boring and it will have you rushing out to sign up immediately!



Take it from me. Allowing an accountant to run your company should be made illegal. Their training makes them fundamentally unsuitable!

Let's take an example : Your company isn't making enough profit. You think this means you need to sell more product at a lower cost and for a better margin, don't you? Wrong! Any accountant will tell you that what you really need to do is to revalue the assets on your balance sheet and add the theoretical profit into your results...

And if you think that's silly, then let me assure you that is exactly how my friend's business went bust. Because to pay your bills, you will need real money. And this system doesn't actually generate any.

And today you need a degree to become and accountant - although quite how a degree in history, or geography, or socialogy will help, I'm not sure. In my day, you needed 5 'O' levels and I passed first time. Without a degree. And with a grade E in 'A' level chemistry. So clearly it's not necessary.

And it's a waste of a good education. It is a little known fact that in the 1980's, 80% of the graduate output of the UK became accountants. No wonder we're fucked.

As George Orwell once said : "The world will end with a wimper not a bang." Rest assured that the accountants will be doing the wimpering...