Resume

Below is the resume for the Robsessed. 

Career Objective

Robert Pattinson's personal ball washer. But I'll take what I can get till then.

Summary of Skills

- Ability to type about 25 word per minute, 35 with caffeinated coffee, 75 if it's about Rob.

- Outstanding worker; flexible 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year as long as there is unlimited internet access.

- I am a great team (Robert) player.

- I am creative, dependable, and housebroken.

- I have eight arms and eight legs with excellent interweb skills.

- I can adapt to just about any environment from cubicles to fancy IKEA desks.

- It's best for employers that I not work with people.

- I procrastinate, especially when the task is un-Rob-related.

- Marital status: Committed to a guy who has no idea I exist.

- I will contribute strengths in talking about Rob Pattinson, reading about Rob Pattinson, dozing off during meetings that are not about Rob Pattinson, tardiness because of Robert Pattinson, and entertaining fellow employees about Robert Pattinson.

Personal Interests

- Go Team Pattinson!

-  Writing a Robert Pattinson blog

- Tweeting Rob Pattinson pictures.

- Photoshopping Robert Pattinson.

- Making Rob Pattinson videos.

- Reading fanfiction about Robert Pattinson.

- Daydreaming about Robert Pattinson.

- I also like Robert Pattinson.

Reasons for leaving the last job

Not enough time for Robert Pattinson.

Where I See Myself In Five Years

With my career goal achieved I will be anxious to spread my...um...wings in all directions. Working closely with my employer he'll eagerly ooh and aah over my experience. I will overlook no areas to ensure an overwhelming success.