Oh swoon

Tina and I are watching and commenting on The Daily Show interview with Rob. I'm pink, Tina's red and there is a very filthy joke in there somewhere.

This video says it's been viewed 75, 971 times. What it doesn't say is that half of that was by me. I love that Jon makes him truly laugh and keeps him giggling through the whole show. 

Ahuh - Gawd this interview is better than porn.

I gotta say a couple of those youtube video's .. most of them are my views. I watch them at work. Doesn't sound normal, but I do.

Normal *smacks down gavel*

The beauty of it all is my phone fits in the grooves of my keyboard - so I can watch him and work at the same time.

That's fate

Had to happen. I need my Rob then and there.

That's what she said

Let's go to my happy place.

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He licks his lips everytime he takes a drink. *whimpers*

I know it's fucking delicious.

The only oversaturation he needs to be worried about is in my panties.

I'd say that is an accurate assessment of the situation.

When he looks at the camera, puckers his sweet sweet lips and goes, "woo" there's drippage.

I know babe I know.

I also love the way Rob says, "forgotten" and "command" and, well ...everything.

Me too *sigh*

My favorite part is when Rob giggles and poor Jon gets dazzled and has to look away.  

I know. See even the men can't resist him. He's fucking beautiful.

Jon pretends his pen is a cigarette

Bwhahahaha  He needs it.

I don't know about a podiatrist or dentist but I just wanna put it out there that Rob could totally be my gynecologist.

Also, I want to officially volunteer to be Rob's warm-up act.

Gyno Rob? Any. Day.

Women be going in to the office saying, "Please Dr. Pattinson, can you touch...I mean look at my hoohaw, there's an awful ache there I can't get rid of ever since I learned of your existance" I know cause I'm going to be the first one in line.

Women would purposefully go there every two weeks, just to make sure it's all good.  I would personally go there every second day.

BTW "I have my family warmed up by a guy..." and "...a guy who is able to enjoy the ride" that's what she said

He'd be our personal ones.. why the fuck are we sharing?

Good point.

It kinda bothers me when Jon says, "there is a feeling here that if we were to let down our guard, you would be dragged from the podium" This implies he would be hurt and I would never hurt him. I will, however, cut the bitch who tries.

You and me both. cut her, roll her up in a shower curtain and shove her in the ocean.. what too much?

This sounds like a good solid plan. Of course, I'm 4' 11" so I'm not sure how menacing I would be as security. Maybe I could fly over crowds and sprinkle fairy dust or some shit.

Of course. well.. you be air protection, and I'll be ground.

Are we still talking security or did this turn into a condom conversation?

I think it just migrated that way. The word protection did it.. I maybe kind of used it on purpose.

I'll tell you what I really think I'd be good at. I could be the keeper of the modesty patch. I'll love it and keep it safe and help him adjust that bad boy. Hell, I'll keep it spit shined and read it bedtime stories. Oh! I'll take care of the patch too.

Bwhahahahahahaha amazing job. I love it.

I'd be willing to provide round the clock service.

I can provide for other needs. Helping him shower for example.

Absolutely. He could fall and injure himself.

I know - and we can't have him injuring himself, so the only solution, shower with him.

Surely Rob can see the simple logic in this

Of course, he's a smart boy!

Indeed he is