Best Of The Week

It's the weekend.

Dance, pool boy, dance!

It's time for the best of the week.

How hard are we all sqeeing over the New Moon trailer? I know damn good and well that you have all seen it at least 10 times, so I'm not linking it, but I will show you my favorite parts. *sigh* This shit never gets old. *facepalm* My head says, "stop staring at it". My girly parts say, "why".

Clickey the pic to go to the livejournal from which I totally snagged these.

I love that someone found my sight by searching "photofuckit". *wipes tears* Yes, this makes me very happy.

Some of the best tweets this week. I only listed a few of these because twitter was totes messing with me and Homie don't play that!

treen78 -- his face says it all, my knees still bare the bruises

JittzPattzing he's a grower not a shower

NaughtySparkle ILYSFM usually wen I share love w/ ppl I send robporn but it seems silly since u have it all so here

Pilineasalways For you, because you can see the smooches coming, no?

RPfangirlDC Here is my fave Mark Segal pic. (Stick Rob)

I fucking love that people are sending me these.

Fave one shots of the week. Ok, they are really my favorite one shots from yesterday. Like 10 of my fave stories updated in like 2 days and I've been catching up. But I read 5 o/s yesterday and these 2 were the best.

The Flipside of WiP by araeo. Just what you think it is. Select chapters of Work in Progress from Edward's point of view. AU/AH. Rated M for Sex Hair, dirty words, and excessive use of the Tractor Beam. Rated: M My recc for Ang (amcas).

Now, I haven't read Work in Progress but trust me I plan to. This o/s was hilarious! Emmett had me snorting and holding my sides laughing.

araeo "I want a t-shirt that says Jesus Meat-Eating Christ. frealz."

You're gonna have to read the story for this to make sense! *wink*

Bedtime Stories by fragilehuman Alone and lonely on an overseas trip to see her favorite singer, Bella meets a stranger who wants her to help sooth away some of his own loneliness. One-shot. Rated M for leMon.

Hot! I especially loved the 'surprise' ending.

And of course, some picspam.

Random Thoughts

For those of you who missed last nights Q & A with the author of my fave fanfic Fearless, click here. Wanna know why it is my favorite fanfic? Visit The Super Secret Twilight Blog here. Make sure you go see the lovely Sherrill's review at Souther Fan Fiction Review, here. Make sure! She is wonderment!

It occured to me today that there is just not enough pics of Rob in the park. So, I took the liberty of fixing that problem in the side bar. *sigh* I love these pics of him, with the halo and just generally looking angelic. He looks just like that sitting on my shoulder, whispering dirty things in my ear.

There also appears to be no end to the fuckery that photobucket causes me. *huffs* And they can totes kiss my ass, because I got the little warning sign widget thingy fixed all by myself. So there! *moons photobucket*

Seriously though, if you are not at least 18 years old, go to school, or bed, or wash the damn dishes for your poor mother, you can't play in the park. You don't gotta go home, you just can't stay here. *sings* Happy trails to you

Do you see what Rob does to me? That got totally off subject! I'll straighten up, I promise! *crosses fingers behind back*

Did you ever notice how in a lot of the shoots Rob has done, the photographers have him lying down. Is this what's called supply and demand? Why am I not a photographer? Seriously, why? *facepalm*

We are going to pretend that this is one of the Mark Segal photos. He'll wish I could post those pics when people start googling his work and get my stick man. I just might post one of these bad boys every night.

Here's what the Rob in my head said about filming Breaking Dawn.

So, a tracker was leading a fangirl through the streets in pursuit of Robert Pattinson, when suddenly, the tracker stopped and put her ear to the ground. "Rob came here," she said. "How do you know," asked the fangirl. "Sticky," the tracker replied as she wiped at her ear.