Rob Days of Summer

I got the bill for the newspaper today and it occured to me that I never read it anymore. I can't remember the last time that I watched the news, or TV at all for that matter. I basically have no idea what goes on outside my Rob bubble. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. To quote Twilight (sort of), I feel very protective of him and I don't have the strength...to give a fuck.

I realized I spent the whole summer in a Rob filled fuckhawt haze. Oh! What a glorious summer it was! Maybe some of you were there, as well. Let's reminice, shall we?

We went bike riding. I believe this is considered to be a good work-out. I know it got my heart to racing.

We spent the entire day in the park, playing in wonderland. *wink*

Broke the sound barrier at Comic Con.

We went to Cannes and he was so beautiful it took my breath away.

Stole the show at the MTV Movie Awards.

The Teen Choics Awards left me unable to walk straight or think coherently for days.

The wind blew and I've never been more grateful for anything in my life!

Various photoshoots and outtakes were released, timed accordingly, so the fuckhawtness doesn't cause the ozone layer to explode.

This was sent to me this morning by anonymous. *wink* I love you babe!

2 Words-Shirtless Wednesday! *sits bouncing in seat, waving fistfuls of dollar bills*

Best summer evah!

Best Of The Week

It's the weekend.

Dance, pool boy, dance!

It's time for the best of the week.

How hard are we all sqeeing over the New Moon trailer? I know damn good and well that you have all seen it at least 10 times, so I'm not linking it, but I will show you my favorite parts. *sigh* This shit never gets old. *facepalm* My head says, "stop staring at it". My girly parts say, "why".

Clickey the pic to go to the livejournal from which I totally snagged these.

I love that someone found my sight by searching "photofuckit". *wipes tears* Yes, this makes me very happy.

Some of the best tweets this week. I only listed a few of these because twitter was totes messing with me and Homie don't play that!

treen78 -- his face says it all, my knees still bare the bruises

JittzPattzing he's a grower not a shower

NaughtySparkle ILYSFM usually wen I share love w/ ppl I send robporn but it seems silly since u have it all so here

Pilineasalways For you, because you can see the smooches coming, no?

RPfangirlDC Here is my fave Mark Segal pic. (Stick Rob)

I fucking love that people are sending me these.

Fave one shots of the week. Ok, they are really my favorite one shots from yesterday. Like 10 of my fave stories updated in like 2 days and I've been catching up. But I read 5 o/s yesterday and these 2 were the best.

The Flipside of WiP by araeo. Just what you think it is. Select chapters of Work in Progress from Edward's point of view. AU/AH. Rated M for Sex Hair, dirty words, and excessive use of the Tractor Beam. Rated: M My recc for Ang (amcas).

Now, I haven't read Work in Progress but trust me I plan to. This o/s was hilarious! Emmett had me snorting and holding my sides laughing.

araeo "I want a t-shirt that says Jesus Meat-Eating Christ. frealz."

You're gonna have to read the story for this to make sense! *wink*

Bedtime Stories by fragilehuman Alone and lonely on an overseas trip to see her favorite singer, Bella meets a stranger who wants her to help sooth away some of his own loneliness. One-shot. Rated M for leMon.

Hot! I especially loved the 'surprise' ending.

And of course, some picspam.

What I Know About Twilight, New Moon

I got a present! I got a present! *does the cabbage patch* This morning I mentioned a manip I wanted done to the fucktabulous she whose name cannot be written and less than five minutes later, she sent it to me, because that is just how fucking awesome she is. *whispers* She keeps this shit up, I may change this blog to a fansite for her. I'll call it she whose name cannot be written amusement park.

I know I say how Rob owns me all the time, but I'm for real about that shizz. He possesses me. I belong to him. I enjoy his sweet torture so. He is so wickedly good to me.

I just do what Rob's voice in my head tells me to do, which right now is, "shut up and show the damn pic".

I'm calling it my "Dombert".

No, that is not me in the pic, though she does somewhat resemble me. Enough to make me breathless by the image. A million thank you's to @_corr.

Now what was I gonna say? Rob? "You were gonna mention araeo" *smirk*

*lightbulb* Right!

You may remember araeo who wrote, "Memory in Blood" that I recced a few days ago. Well, she was kind enough to leave me a comment this morning. *bows to araeo* It turns out that she has written a second part to "Memory in Blood" which I found on her livejournal. It is not finished because of livejournal word limit. *shakes fist at livejournal* The lovely araeo has informed me this will be a multi-chapter when she finishes her other FF. So if you enjoyed chapter 1, put her on author alert. Or clicky on her name to see her profile and her other stories. I am very impressed with her work and when she tweeted me a Billy Madison quote, I knew it was true love. Clicky the pic to go the story. Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm I loves me some Darkward! Oh you too, Rob?

Wait. Wait. Wait. What is this? Hold the phone!

*stares longingly*

I shall have you, my friend. *nods emphatically* Oh yes! You will be mine.

I'll tell you, these bastards at US Weekly know what the hell they are doing. Color me impressed.

I just don't understand why they insist on putting other people in these magazines. Are there others in New Moon, cause I never saw anyone else in Twilight but Edward Studly-Do-Right Cullen.

There's some kind of stuff at the beginning, but I usually fix a snack during that part.

Then he comes strutting his fine ass into the cafeteria.

He looked all kinds of sexy in Biology class, of all things.

Had my first panty meltdown when he played the piano.

Then he showed off for me playing basesball.

Hmmm...getting all hot and sweaty, rolling around in the grass.

Ah! That's good stuff right there, I tell you what.

Best movie evah!

Now, here's what I have seen of New Moon.

Holy sex Robman!

Talk about a wow factor!

Now here's the money shot.

Frankly, I don't care what else happens, the devil himself couldn't keep me from seeing this on the big screen.

What? All right!

Rob's telling me to have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.

I'm a good pet. I always do what I'm told.

*Rob smirks*

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