A Day in Anticipation

Like everybody else, I can't think about anything but the VMA's tonight. I am in fact writing this I go about my webday. So that I can just post pics for you guys later. It's like it Christmas and he's Santa Clause. I can't wait to recieve his gifts!

I totally woke up this morning and bounced out of the bed thinking, "I get to see him tonight"! I floated on air on to the computer and sat bouncing in my seat. I check in at Livejournal, where Nellie has kindly posted the live feed of the red carpet. This appears to be streaming from a camera atop a neighboring building and I laughed to myself thinking it was very possible that Nellie herself scaled that building and set up the camera.

Then, I check in at twitter where we are appropriately #Robert Pattinson...or is it the other way around?

Then a gift from Pilineasalways; a new smooches pic. *sigh* My favorite! Thanks babe!

Then, I begin the Sunday Devotional, (for those of you who don't follow me on twitter *shame* I post pics of "angelRob" on Sunday) that turns into a prayer war between amcas and myself.

amcas - Dear Lord. Please protect me from crazy fangurls and please let @amcas do that thing she does w ...

Me- Dear Lord, please send hot pockets, beer, and itsjustme.

amcas- Are you there God? It's me, Robert. I promise to be a good boy if you send me a bad girl.

Me - Dear Lord, thanks for all you've given me, but my life is not complete without itsjustme.

amcas - Uhm, Jeebus? Is that thing me & @amcas did last night, really a sin? I'll take your silence as ...

Me -Dear Lord, thanks again for the sparklepeen and bless @itsjustme513 for offering to keep it...*cough*...shined.

Then, I had a conversation with Melainii about fanfic and when I think fanfic my mind goes straight to the gutter.

Melainii tells me she has never met Darkward, so I feel compelled to send multiple links and tell her to begin with Memory in Blood then The Monster & I and work up to Buried Among the Begonias. *evil laugh*

Then I get this DM message: "For you" along with this photo from sherrill

To which I responded, "Holy Sparklepeen! Did you make this?"

ssherrill115I didn't make it - it was tweeted - I just thought of you when I saw it.

*cries* That's the nicest thing anything anyone has ever said to me!

Source for crotchasticness: marimotchee

Then I checked my e-mails and got this...from my neice!It's been a damn good day and the best is still to come.

So all that other stuff was written earlier and now the VMA's are over.

Here's what I saw.

Best Of The Week

It's the weekend.

Dance, pool boy, dance!

It's time for the best of the week.

How hard are we all sqeeing over the New Moon trailer? I know damn good and well that you have all seen it at least 10 times, so I'm not linking it, but I will show you my favorite parts. *sigh* This shit never gets old. *facepalm* My head says, "stop staring at it". My girly parts say, "why".

Clickey the pic to go to the livejournal from which I totally snagged these.

I love that someone found my sight by searching "photofuckit". *wipes tears* Yes, this makes me very happy.

Some of the best tweets this week. I only listed a few of these because twitter was totes messing with me and Homie don't play that!

treen78 -- his face says it all, my knees still bare the bruises

JittzPattzing he's a grower not a shower

NaughtySparkle ILYSFM usually wen I share love w/ ppl I send robporn but it seems silly since u have it all so here

Pilineasalways For you, because you can see the smooches coming, no?

RPfangirlDC Here is my fave Mark Segal pic. (Stick Rob)

I fucking love that people are sending me these.

Fave one shots of the week. Ok, they are really my favorite one shots from yesterday. Like 10 of my fave stories updated in like 2 days and I've been catching up. But I read 5 o/s yesterday and these 2 were the best.

The Flipside of WiP by araeo. Just what you think it is. Select chapters of Work in Progress from Edward's point of view. AU/AH. Rated M for Sex Hair, dirty words, and excessive use of the Tractor Beam. Rated: M My recc for Ang (amcas).

Now, I haven't read Work in Progress but trust me I plan to. This o/s was hilarious! Emmett had me snorting and holding my sides laughing.

araeo "I want a t-shirt that says Jesus Meat-Eating Christ. frealz."

You're gonna have to read the story for this to make sense! *wink*

Bedtime Stories by fragilehuman Alone and lonely on an overseas trip to see her favorite singer, Bella meets a stranger who wants her to help sooth away some of his own loneliness. One-shot. Rated M for leMon.

Hot! I especially loved the 'surprise' ending.

And of course, some picspam.