Rabu, 22 Desember 2010

The Dear Gill letters (3)

Never mind WikiLeaks, here's Glam Sam's latest letter...





Darling, I simply can't tell you what a relief it is to be getting a few days off over Christmas! The kids are really excited, although Florrie hasn't a clue what's going on really - I expect she'll be a LibDem when she grows up ha ha!

I was up Oxford Street the other night for a spot of late night shopping. God what a mess those student persons have made of the place! Dave reckons most of the trouble makers weren't real students - they were just a load of wasters after a bit of smash and grab judging by the broken windows - saving the dole money for drugs and booze, no doubt!

Looks like we're going to have to have Christmas at home this year. Bloody politics! We were going to have a couple of really nice weeks lying in the sun in Thailand until some little shit leaked it to the papers. Next thing we know they're bleating on about the security costing 50k and how it's not fair to be taking that out the public purse when we're talking about poor old civil servants losing their jobs because of the cuts. I ask you? Most of these people sit around all day doing nothing anyway and deserve to be on the dole queue. And because of them we lose our lovely holiday! It's just not fair. Dave works so hard and we simply deserve a little me time to ourselves...

Dave's really chuffed about the Mexico climate conference thing. He says it's a really significant step forward and if it does all go pear shaped, he can always blame Chris - who bats for the other side, if you catch my drift. And if this green funding things goes ahead to help the poorer countries, we might even qualify for some lovely lolly ourselves given the state we're in! Mind you, given all the stuff that's been dropping out of the sky in Scotland, I bet they'd be all in favour of a bit of global warming.

Monday night Dave turned the lights on at the Olympic stadium. Between you and I, he's a bit peeved at being landed with the tab for that particular sportsfest. Old Gordon really lumbered us with that one, the tinker! And looking at all those floodlights it's difficult to see how we can afford the electricity bill, never mind the rest of it.

Anyway, best close as there's someone at the door - at least living in Downing Street we know it's not some ghastly chugger with a plastic bin and a plastic Santa on a lorry!

Have a lovely Christmas.


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