Well, the voting is closed and I have been up all night counting and collating the results.
I am pleased to announce the results of the first Dioclese 'Cunt of the Year' awards....
Political Cunt of the Year :
Winner : Gordon Brown - by a huge margin. I guess not entirely unexpected?
Runner up : Dianne Abott - bit of a surprise, but the feeling was that anyone stupid enough to want to be leader of the Labour Party AND to think they would let a black woman have the job simply has to be a cunt.
Nick Clegg also got several dis-honourable mentions as a bit of a two faced cunt
UK Cunt of the Year :
Winner : PC Simon Harwood - the legallised G20 mugger who killed Ian Tomlinson and got away with it. I must admit I did wonder if it was him or the rest of us were the real cunts?
Runner up : Alison Fraser - the head of Sandwell Council. Say no more.
International Cunt of the Year :
Winner : The Pope - he seems to have got so many things wrong this year, doesn't he? Oh, no - hang on! He's infallible
Runner up : Herman von Rompuy - seems to be almost universally despised. Obama ran him close.
Sporting Cunt of the Year :
Winner : Andy Murray - for fucking up again at Wimbledon, being petulant amd wishing anyone but England would win the World Cup
Runners up : Sepp Blatter who not only didn't give us the World Cup, but also failed to take any action for his officials accepting bribes.
Personal Cunt of the Year :
Winner : "My ex-wife" by a mile. Surely we don't all have the same ex-wife? I have lumped these together with ex-partner, ex-husband and just plain ex but ex-wife predominated! I know the feeling...
Runner up : And my own personal favourite...
killemallletgodsortitout for the heartfelt 'My son-in-law. A politically-correct, pikey-loving, hoodie-hugging copper, who would nick his own Mother, Grandmother and kids if he could. Obnoxious, arrogant cunt.'
Lifelong Cunt Award : David Beckham for behaving like royalty at the 2018 announcement. I have added this personal award for Becks as he is getting a lifetime achievement award from the BBC this evening. As far as I am concerned, he richly deserves a lifelong CotY!
Thanks to everone who joined in. I'll do it again next year if I can be arsed...
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