Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
We are having a party in the park tonight.
First, some funny.
Paddy Murphy arrived at Boston's Logon airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An Texan asked him if he was homesick.
'No, 'replied the Irishman.' It's worse, I have I've lost all me luggage.'
'That's terrible, how did that happen?'
'The cork fell out of me bottle.' Said Paddy.
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of Course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man.
"I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks:
"What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man.
"I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says.
"I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
"What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of Course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man.
"I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks:
"What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man.
"I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says.
"I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.
"What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
Cocktails: (It's wrong how funny I think this word is)
Irish Car Bombs
An Irish Car Bomb is a beer cocktail and a standard drink on St. Patrick's Day. Irish Car bombs consist of 3 main ingredients: Guinness, Jameson Whiskey and Baileys Irish Cream. Drink setup: Fill a pint glass half way with Guinness and a shot glass filled with whiskey and Baileys Irish Cream, the shot glass is dropped into the pint of Guinness and the drink is chugged as fast as possible.
A drinking game:
Basically the game is playing catch with your friends, but with a few exceptions. When throwing to someone, you must say the name of someone else in the circle besides the person you're throwing to. For example, joe, bob, and gary are playing. gary throws to bob and says, "joe", that is ok. if gary throws to bob and says "bob" he is out and drinks.
1. if you say the same name twice in a row, you are out and you drink.
2. if you say the name of the person you are throwing to, you drink.
3. i you say your own name, you drink.
4. if you wait more than two seconds, you drink.
5. if you peg the ball at someone (a peg will be decided by majority vote), the person pegged gets to peg it back at you for free.
6. the first person to win 3 times gets to make a new rule.
7. any stray balls, the last person on one knee with a finger on their nose fetches it.
8. when there are two people left, the same name cannot be said twice in a row between the two.
And some pretty Rob: (*manip by Tina. Thanks babe)
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