Testimonial (Tina)

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 Tina is with us tonight. She runs the always funny Tina's Been Rob'd. She makes fabulous manips, helps with picspam, and she is my very witty bestie. We co-own Memoirs of a Robmance together, where we will be continuing the Testimonials. If you would like to testify for Rob, please email us Robmusement@yahoo.com

1 – 5 words

Perfection couldn't be this beautiful.

2 – Why I Love him, as if you were explaining it to him.

It's very difficult for me to put into words, why I love you, because words will never be enough. But  quite simply, I love you because you fascinate me, in every sense of the word. Everything you do never fails to leave me in a state of awe. I love you for your sense of humour, intelligence and talent. I love you for always challenging yourself, and the passion and dedication that you put into your roles. I love you for your music, the way my emotions are at war when I hear you sing. I love you for your smile, your laugh. I love the you for the way you carry yourself, that you can be so humble and so proud at the same time. Lastly, I love you for the way you can ignite every fantasy,  and set every nerve ending on fire with everything that you do. Essentially, I love you for everthing you do, everything you are, and everything you will be. 

3 – Song/Lyrics

“All I have to do is dream” - The Everly Brothers

“Whenever I want you all I have to do is dream... I need you so, that I could die, I need you so and that is why, whenever I want you, all I have to do is dream”.

“Ashley” by Escape the Fate

“Without you I can't breathe, as the sunlight burns the sky, I see through my obsessive eyes, I'm nothing, without you I can't breathe”.

Just this line from “Stephen” by Ke$ha

“You're my object of affection, my drug of choice, my sick obsession”.

4 – Movie Quotes

“Your eyes are the sweetest stars I've ever see” - Moulin Rouge

“Take love, multiply it by infinity and take it to the depths of forever, and you still have only a glimpse of how I feel for you” Meet Joe Black

“I love you, without knowing how, why, or even from where” Patch Adams

“So hot, want to touch the heiney” Billy Madison

5 – Poem

An Entrapment

My love, I have tried with all my being

to grasp a form comparable to thine own,

but nothing seems worthy;

I know now why Shakespeare could not

compare his love to a summer’s day.

It would be a crime to denounce the beauty

of such a creature as thee,

to simply cast away the precision

God had placed in forging you.

Each facet of your being

whether it physical or spiritual

is an ensnarement

from which there is no release.

But I do not wish release.

I wish to stay entrapped forever.

With you for all eternity.

Our hearts, always as one.

- Anthony Kolos - 

6 – Wish

I wish for him to never stop listening to his heart,  because it has done so much right by him in the decisions that he's made. I wish for him to have everything, everything he's ever wanted, everything he's ever needed. For him to have all the success and happiness in the world. Because that's what he deserves.

7 – Most embarrassing

Rob has made me do a multitude of embarrassing things. Most of them are physical reactions to his actions. I've moaned out loud in the middle of a crowded bus, simply by looking at one of his new photos. When I'm listening to my iPod, and Rob speaks up in between songs with a “Naughty” or “Sex Toys”, or I'm listening to “I'll be your lover too” and he giggles in the middle and at the end of the song, makes me giggly and smile anywhere I am, work, bus, shopping centre. Anywhere. I've been sleeping on the couch at my house and said embarrassing things in my sleep, lets not repeat them. Most of my embarrassing moments are involuntary, but Rob induced none the less.  I begged my boss to let me watch the New Moon premiere at work, and when I did watch it, I actually cried when I saw him, I'm not sure why, it can't be explained, but I did which led to “Tina, are you seriously crying”, and then the taunting began. I'm telling you, the physical hold this man has on my emotions is scary. 

8 – How has life changed

My life has changed so completely to accommodate my robsession. I didn't realise how gradual the changes where until I have to actually look for them. I bought a laptop and iphone, simply because I don't like my rob time being limited, as much as RL does it's best to test my patience. I have spent hours upon hours collecting RobPorn. I have factored book and magazine store stalking into my workday. If I can avoid doing things the day that Rob is making an appearance I will, the only thing that gets in my way, are things that I have absolutely no control over. 

 9 – How he made my life better.

I have never had something that I love so completely and as strange as it may sound to other people, they don't understand what it's like to feel like you're living without having something to look forward to. I look forward to coming home to Rob. Like I would say to him, he fascinates me, in my mundane, average existence, he makes it exciting. He made me more confident, in everything – the way I approach people, the way that I carry myself and the way I talk about the shit that happens in my head. He has brought me my bestie, who has had a hand in moulding me into the better person that I am. Rob has made made everything better, and continues to do so, every hour of everyday. 


10 – Book Quotes

“I come here with no expectations, only to profess, now I am at the liberty to do so, that my heart is and always will be yours” - Sense and Sensebility – Jane Austen

“Did my heart love till now? Forswear it sight, for I ne'er saw true beauty till this night” Romeo and Juliet – William Shakespeare

“I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him” Twilight – Stephanie Meyer (I had to do it.)

Thank you to Donna, Kelly, and Tina for participating this week.

Join us on Memoirs of a Robmance Monday when Poptart will be testifying for Rob.