Testimonial (Tina)

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 Tina is with us tonight. She runs the always funny Tina's Been Rob'd. She makes fabulous manips, helps with picspam, and she is my very witty bestie. We co-own Memoirs of a Robmance together, where we will be continuing the Testimonials. If you would like to testify for Rob, please email us Robmusement@yahoo.com

1 – 5 words

Perfection couldn't be this beautiful.

2 – Why I Love him, as if you were explaining it to him.

It's very difficult for me to put into words, why I love you, because words will never be enough. But  quite simply, I love you because you fascinate me, in every sense of the word. Everything you do never fails to leave me in a state of awe. I love you for your sense of humour, intelligence and talent. I love you for always challenging yourself, and the passion and dedication that you put into your roles. I love you for your music, the way my emotions are at war when I hear you sing. I love you for your smile, your laugh. I love the you for the way you carry yourself, that you can be so humble and so proud at the same time. Lastly, I love you for the way you can ignite every fantasy,  and set every nerve ending on fire with everything that you do. Essentially, I love you for everthing you do, everything you are, and everything you will be. 

3 – Song/Lyrics

“All I have to do is dream” - The Everly Brothers

“Whenever I want you all I have to do is dream... I need you so, that I could die, I need you so and that is why, whenever I want you, all I have to do is dream”.

“Ashley” by Escape the Fate

“Without you I can't breathe, as the sunlight burns the sky, I see through my obsessive eyes, I'm nothing, without you I can't breathe”.

Just this line from “Stephen” by Ke$ha

“You're my object of affection, my drug of choice, my sick obsession”.

4 – Movie Quotes

“Your eyes are the sweetest stars I've ever see” - Moulin Rouge

“Take love, multiply it by infinity and take it to the depths of forever, and you still have only a glimpse of how I feel for you” Meet Joe Black

“I love you, without knowing how, why, or even from where” Patch Adams

“So hot, want to touch the heiney” Billy Madison

5 – Poem

An Entrapment

My love, I have tried with all my being

to grasp a form comparable to thine own,

but nothing seems worthy;

I know now why Shakespeare could not

compare his love to a summer’s day.

It would be a crime to denounce the beauty

of such a creature as thee,

to simply cast away the precision

God had placed in forging you.

Each facet of your being

whether it physical or spiritual

is an ensnarement

from which there is no release.

But I do not wish release.

I wish to stay entrapped forever.

With you for all eternity.

Our hearts, always as one.

- Anthony Kolos - 

6 – Wish

I wish for him to never stop listening to his heart,  because it has done so much right by him in the decisions that he's made. I wish for him to have everything, everything he's ever wanted, everything he's ever needed. For him to have all the success and happiness in the world. Because that's what he deserves.

7 – Most embarrassing

Rob has made me do a multitude of embarrassing things. Most of them are physical reactions to his actions. I've moaned out loud in the middle of a crowded bus, simply by looking at one of his new photos. When I'm listening to my iPod, and Rob speaks up in between songs with a “Naughty” or “Sex Toys”, or I'm listening to “I'll be your lover too” and he giggles in the middle and at the end of the song, makes me giggly and smile anywhere I am, work, bus, shopping centre. Anywhere. I've been sleeping on the couch at my house and said embarrassing things in my sleep, lets not repeat them. Most of my embarrassing moments are involuntary, but Rob induced none the less.  I begged my boss to let me watch the New Moon premiere at work, and when I did watch it, I actually cried when I saw him, I'm not sure why, it can't be explained, but I did which led to “Tina, are you seriously crying”, and then the taunting began. I'm telling you, the physical hold this man has on my emotions is scary. 

8 – How has life changed

My life has changed so completely to accommodate my robsession. I didn't realise how gradual the changes where until I have to actually look for them. I bought a laptop and iphone, simply because I don't like my rob time being limited, as much as RL does it's best to test my patience. I have spent hours upon hours collecting RobPorn. I have factored book and magazine store stalking into my workday. If I can avoid doing things the day that Rob is making an appearance I will, the only thing that gets in my way, are things that I have absolutely no control over. 

 9 – How he made my life better.

I have never had something that I love so completely and as strange as it may sound to other people, they don't understand what it's like to feel like you're living without having something to look forward to. I look forward to coming home to Rob. Like I would say to him, he fascinates me, in my mundane, average existence, he makes it exciting. He made me more confident, in everything – the way I approach people, the way that I carry myself and the way I talk about the shit that happens in my head. He has brought me my bestie, who has had a hand in moulding me into the better person that I am. Rob has made made everything better, and continues to do so, every hour of everyday. 


10 – Book Quotes

“I come here with no expectations, only to profess, now I am at the liberty to do so, that my heart is and always will be yours” - Sense and Sensebility – Jane Austen

“Did my heart love till now? Forswear it sight, for I ne'er saw true beauty till this night” Romeo and Juliet – William Shakespeare

“I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him” Twilight – Stephanie Meyer (I had to do it.)

Thank you to Donna, Kelly, and Tina for participating this week.

Join us on Memoirs of a Robmance Monday when Poptart will be testifying for Rob.

Testimonials (Kelly)

Kelly from My discomROBulation is with us tonight. She has a very sweet blog that I always enjoy reading. She makes awesome videos and has had the privilege of meeting Mr. Pattinson.

Describe Rob in 5 words

Calming, Soulful, Real, Talented and Loyal. 

Tell why you love him as if you were describing it to him.

Why do I love you Rob? Tell me why I shouldn’t. That would probably be just as difficult a questions for you to answer as the one you are asking me.  I think it’s because there are certain energies in the world that draw people together.  I see you as someone with a very positive energy and you draw people to you.  I am one of millions of your fans, but, in what I feel about and for you, I believe I am one of a much smaller number. I think there are a select few like me who feel this way.  It’s very personal, very protective and very loving. I know it doesn’t make sense, but really, when you think about it, every good friend you have was a stranger once and why, out of all the people you could have connected with that day did you connect with that one friend.  It’s all a mystery, but it’s there, I feel it and there is nothing you need to do about it, well except, possibly just accept it and continue to just be you.. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said, "Thou art to me a delicious torment."

Song lyric (or entire song whatever describing your feelings)

“You Make Me Smile” Uncle Kracker – the whole song..the very first time I heard the song I saw Rob in my head.  For me it is the perfect song, about a person who makes me a better person, just by being….You're better then the best
I'm lucky just to linger in your light
Cooler then the flip side of my pillow, that's right
Completely unaware
Nothing can compare to where you send me,
Lets me know that it's ok, yeah it's ok
And the moments where my good times start to fade
You make me smile like the sun
Fall out of bed, sing like bird
Dizzy in my head, spin like a record
Crazy on a Sunday night
You make me dance like a fool
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold, buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
Ohh, you make me smile
Even when you're gone
Somehow you come along
Just like a flower poking the sidewalk crack and just like that
You steal away the rain and just like that
You make me smile like the sun
Fall out of bed, sing like bird
Dizzy in my head, spin like a record
Crazy on a Sunday night
You make me dance like a fool
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold, buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
Ohh, you make me smile
Don't know how I lived without you
Cuz everytime that I get around you
I see the best of me inside your eyes
You make me smile
You make me dance like a fool
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold, buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
You make me smile like the sun
Fall out of bed, sing like bird
Dizzy in my head, spin like a record
Crazy on a Sunday night
You make me dance like a fool
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold, buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
Ohh, you make me smile

Movie quote 

“Somewhere in Time” - Elise's soliloquy:

"The man of my dreams has almost faded now. The one I have created in my mind. The sort of man each woman dreams of in the deepest and most secret reaches of her heart. I can almost see him now before me. What would I say to him, if he were really here? Forgive me, I have never known this feeling. I've lived without it all my life. Is it any wonder, then, that I fail to recognize you? You-- who brought it to me for the first time. Is there any way I can tell you how my life has changed? Any way at all to let you know what sweetness you have given me? There is so much to say...I cannot find the words. Except for these-- I love you! Such would I say to him, if he were really here."

Poem To a Stranger - by Walt Whitman
PASSING stranger! you do not know how longingly I look upon you,
You must be he I was seeking, or she I was seeking, 
(it comes to me, as of a dream,)
I have somewhere surely lived a life of joy with you,
All is recalled as we flit by each other, fluid, affectionate, chaste, matured,
You grew up with me, were a boy with me, or a girl with me,
I ate with you, and slept with you—your body has become not yours only, nor left my body
mine
only,
You give me the pleasure of your eyes, face, flesh, as we pass—you take of my beard,
breast,
hands, in return,
I am not to speak to you—I am to think of you when I sit alone, or wake at night alone,
I am to wait—I do not doubt I am to meet you again,
I am to see to it that I do not lose you.

Your wish for his future

My wish for his future, simple… I wish for him to have all that he desires and also, for him to be happy with attaining those desires

Most embarrassing thing that you have done or that has happened to you because of your Robsession

Probably just admitting that I adored him.. publicly, and my husband forced me to do that.. when he called me on it in front of his family, trying to embarrass me.  I just took a deep breath and said, “Yeah, I adore him, he is gorgeous, and talented. What’s not to like” they just looked at me and then went on to another topic.  I stopped being embarrassed that day and I owned it.    I adore him.. I don’t care who knows.. when people tease me and say “Oh I saw your boyfriend” my reply is always, “Lucky you”.

How has your life changed to accommodate Rob

I, like many “my age”, tried to hide my Robsession, or discomROBulation as I like to call it ;) in the very beginning.  It was disconcerting to me that someone that I didn’t know could have the effect on me that he had.  It was beyond his good looks, beyond the movie even, it was something inside him.  Something that I could just see.  Call it a light, an aura, whatever.  The energy that comes from within him is amazing.

My life has changed just by the amount of time I spend thinking about him, and on the internet.  I have learned to balance it all. I set a certain amount of time to “spend with him”, and then it’s back to real life.

What makes him different than any other man?

Perhaps he is not different from EVERY other man, but he is a rare person.  He has an inner light/energy whatever you want to call it that draws me to him.  It’s something so intangible that it can be frustrating trying to describe it.  And yet.. it’s not something I’m willing to walk away from. So many times we read people who comment “This has never happened to me before” I have said that many times… this is so far beyond a celebrity crush. It’s personal, to me.  Of course my feelings and beliefs are based only on his public persona,  but, I believe in my heart he is not so different from what he shows us.  So perhaps it’s not that he is so different from other men, perhaps it is that he is just like me, he’s a person.. willing to show his vulnerability.  When you meet someone willing to share that side of themselves with you.. how can you do anything but, love and want to care for them.  To protect them.

Explain how he has made your life better

Since “discovering” Rob, so many doors that I believed were closed in my life, have re-opened.  It’s odd to think about, wrap my head around, all that has opened once again inside of me.

When I was younger I was a dreamer.  Stories and plays, movies all tended to float around in my head. I lived in a dream world of sorts.  The impossible seems possible to me always.  But as I grew up and began to learn the more difficult lessons in life, a large part of the magic of the impossible got locked away, deep down inside of me. I couldn’t trust it; hardship was easier to believe in then the impossible.

For whatever reason, since “this” all began, the wonder and joy, the belief in the impossible, it has broken free.  I am happier then I can remember being in such a very long time.

When you meet someone who you believe to be one of the best humanity has to offer, you tend to want to be your best, to be worthy, and to make yourself into someone that person can appreciate. He makes me want to be a better person.. for whatever reason.  And I believe I am becoming just that.

Leave Kelly some love and join us tomorrow when Tina from Tina's Been Rob'd will be sharing her testimony of love.

Testimonial (Donna)

Donna from It's Roblated is joining us tonight to give her testimony. Donna was one of the first people to comment at the park and has been a faithful follower and a great friend. She writes superb fanfiction here. She makes awesome journal entries and has mad photoshop skills. She's won the Paper Cut challenge twice and just recently celebrated her 100th post. A big hand for Donna!

Describe Rob in 5 words: funny, quirky, compassionate, intelligent, artistic

Tell why you love him as if you were describing it to him.

I love that you are always yourself. You never try to be someone else for their benefit. Your silly jokes that you think are hilarious are endearing. Your smiles are highly contagious. You have a soul that is caring as you tend put others wishes above your own.

You are such a rare being in this world.

You always show the real person inside, and that is the reason I feel head over heels for you.  

Song lyric (or entire song whatever describing your feelings):

 Torn by Natalie Imbruglia

I thought I saw a man brought to life

He was warm, he came around like he was dignified

Well you couldn't be that man I adored

You don't seem to know, don't seem to care what your heart is for

But I don't know him anymore

There's nothing where he used to lie

My conversation has run dry

That's whats going on, nothing's fine I'm torn

I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel

I'm cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor

Illusion never changed into something real

I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn

You're a little late, I'm already torn

So I guess the fortune teller's right

Should have seen just what was there and not some holy light

To crawl beneath my veins and now

I don't care, I have no luck, I don't miss it all that much

There's just so many things that I can't touch, I'm torn

I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel

I'm cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor

Illusion never changed into something real

I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn

You're a little late, I'm already torn. Torn.

There's nothing where he used to lie

My inspiration has run dry

That's what's going on, nothings right, I'm torn

I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel

I'm cold and I am shamed lying naked on the floor

Illusion never changed into something real

I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn

I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel

I'm cold and I'm ashamed bound and broken on the floor

You're a little late, I'm already torn.

Movie quote:

Sally Wheeler, School Ties:  "I have a confession to make, I think about you more then I ought too."

Poem: Some Say

by Ericsson Olujimi Odegbami

Some Say

It's the way you look

Others say

It's the way you walk

Some others say

It's the way you talk

But I say -

It's the warmth you radiate

Through your charismatic unending smile

Coupled with your humility

And outmost respect for all

These are only a few of the many reasons

Why you are admired and loved by all

Especially by me.

Book Quote:

"Be brave. Be true. Stand." - Bill Denborough, IT, Stephen King

                                            

Your wish for his future:

Rob, my wish for you is that pure happiness finds you through all of your endeavours throughout your entire life.  

Most embarrassing thing that you have done or that has happened to you because of your robsession

Since April 2009… There have been quite a few.

The most recent was making the clerk at the bookstore hunt down some magazines that were in the store but not on the shelf yet. That and upon receiving the stack of magazines, blowing a kiss to and winking at  the cover… in public mind you.

How has your life changed to accommodate Rob:

 Everything in my everyday has changed. I need a daily dose of Rob. Is it bad that I have forgotten about things because I was busy looking into the newest movie information?

What makes him different than any other man:

This is the part where I WISH I knew him personally so I could say exact reasons.

For now, I will go off of what I do know.

He is always himself. The things he says are what he actually thinks. It’s not like he’s trying to feed you a shovel of shit.  You can tell that he is real and doesn’t even try to hide it.

When I see him in pictures with other people – the normal everyday variety – he looks compassionate and accommodating to their wishes. How wonderful is that? To me, it seems that he honestly cares.

I still have yet to meet a man that comes even slightly close to that in real life.

Explain how he has made your life better:

Every day I deal with being made fun of because I adore him as I do. This has made me less likely to be upset over stupid comments. It has also helped me become quicker witted.

I daydream more and that has made me write more. When I write, it’s great therapy to imagine other lives and times, an escape if you will. Better yet, when I write about things that parallel my life, it’s even better therapy to get it all off of my chest.

Leave RPfangirlDC some love, check out her blog, and come back tomorrow when Kelly from My discomROBulation will joining us.