Shit List

Is it time for another of my monthly shit lists? Okay, here it goes.

First, let me tell you about this bitch, in fact that's going to be her official name for this post, The Bitch. Anyway, the boy is outside playing and I'm in here with Rob. I had just checked on him and he was throwing snowballs at the bossy neighbor boy and since that was fine by me, I went on about my business. Shortly, I hear a woman screaming outside. I don't mean just, "AAAAAAAA" screaming. I mean screaming and cursing. I run out the door and there she is, The Bitch, standing in the road yelling at the boy so loud I heard her inside the house. I have never laid eyes on The Bitch before and who the fuck does she think she is hollering at the boy, that's my job. When I get to the road, the boy is crying so hard he's puking and I am livid. The Bitch says that the boy was throwing rocks at her truck as she was driving by and she wants to talk about insurance money. As soon as I see the way her eyes light up at the words insurance and money, I know that's what this is really about besides the boy is goofy not stupid. He knows better and between sobs swears it was just snow. I believe him. Period. So I send the boy in the house and he glances over his shoulder to tell The Bitch, "now you've done it, my Auntie is mean". So then I had to stand outside my own damn house in the cold with no Rob explaining to The Bitch that I don't give a fuck what the boy does if she ever talks to him like that again I'm going to rip her a new asshole and how I'm not afraid to go to jail because I have some family members there I haven't seen in a while. JC what is wrong with people? Don't pay any attention to their own damn kids, let them build bombs out in the shed but stop in the road and scream at a strangers little boy. Seems The Bitch is deflated when she has a hopping mad redneck on her hands instead of an 8 year old. Typical.

Next let me tell you about the contestants on game shows. I try to tell these people what to do. I tell them the answers but they don't listen to a fucking thing I say. Obviously they don't hear me so I have to yell. Bastards still won't do what's good for them and listen to me. Just like a lot of people in my RL. They just can't seem to understand how much better their lives would be if they would just do everything I say. *sigh*

Now let's talk about cable, these damn after hours films, and "college humor" movies. How come it is that they show plenty of tits and ass, even full female nudity at times, but never any peen? That's discrimination! Somebody get the president on the phone. Isn't this somehow infringing upon my constitutional rights? I'm pretty sure it is. I'm pretty sure somewhere in the Bill of Rights it states that I have the right to see peen in the theater and on TV ...after midnight.
What? You got the president on the phone? You tell him we are going to picket and organize walks and sit ins..or ons, whatever, we will not stop until we have freedom to view peen.
What? He wants to know who this is? You tell him it's....Tina.
Don't be mad babe but everyone already knows I own a quarter bank, I can't have them knowing I'm trolling cable for peen shots. Besides I gotta keep you away from my Domward some way.