New superbug set to sweep the world

News today from the Department of Health that a new superbug has been discovered.

The bug, "Americanus 4nPolyC", seen pictured on the left is easily identified under the microscope by its distinctive red, white and blue stripes. It contains the deadly enzyme US4Fr which is resistant to all attempts to control it.

A spokesman for the DoH, Dr. Quango Gravietrane, said "We have tried everything to stop the progress of this bug, but nothing we do seems to make any difference. If left unchecked, it could dominate the world!" A frightening thought indeed.

The bug is believed to have originated in the Pakistan region possibly crossing the border from neighbouring Afghanistan and brought home by American troops.

There is, however, one glimmer of hope; In Scotland, a man given only three months to live has survived for a year. US officials have called for his medical records to be examined but the Scottish administration so far has resisted this call saying "We have the situation firmly under our control."

New superbug set to sweep the world

News today from the Department of Health that a new superbug has been discovered.

The bug, "Americanus 4nPolyC", seen pictured on the left is easily identified under the microscope by its distinctive red, white and blue stripes. It contains the deadly enzyme US4Fr which is resistant to all attempts to control it.

A spokesman for the DoH, Dr. Quango Gravietrane, said "We have tried everything to stop the progress of this bug, but nothing we do seems to make any difference. If left unchecked, it could dominate the world!" A frightening thought indeed.

The bug is believed to have originated in the Pakistan region possibly crossing the border from neighbouring Afghanistan and brought home by American troops.

There is, however, one glimmer of hope; In Scotland, a man given only three months to live has survived for a year. US officials have called for his medical records to be examined but the Scottish administration so far has resisted this call saying "We have the situation firmly under our control."

People of Kirkcaldy & Cowdenbeath, you have an historic opportunity

You alone can guarantee that we finally see the back of the most unpopular Prime Minister in recent history.

At the 2005 General Election, your sitting MP Gordon Brown got a majority over the SNP of 18,216 so it would require an enormous effort to overturn this. But it can be done of you all pull together.

I must declare at this point that I do not live in Scotland, but I do urge you - whichever party you normally support - vote SNP.

You know it makes sense!

People of Kirkcaldy & Cowdenbeath, you have an historic opportunity

You alone can guarantee that we finally see the back of the most unpopular Prime Minister in recent history.

At the 2005 General Election, your sitting MP Gordon Brown got a majority over the SNP of 18,216 so it would require an enormous effort to overturn this. But it can be done of you all pull together.

I must declare at this point that I do not live in Scotland, but I do urge you - whichever party you normally support - vote SNP.

You know it makes sense!