Minggu, 19 September 2010

Fuck off, Benny!


As both my regular readers will know, I sometimes like to hit a religious note on a Sunday, and what better Sunday than today when the Pope's State Visit to the UK comes to an end?

So as we wish his Holiness a fond farewell, with these heartfelt words : "Fuck off and don't come back!", I have prepared a little souvenir of his stay in the UK in the form of the following document :

From : H.M Government of the United Kingdon
To : Pope Benedict, The Vatican, Italy

INVOICE

ItemCharge
Provision of Security Services during Papal Visit             £   15,000,000.00
Shortfall in Catholic Church's contribution to events £     3,200,000.00
Hire of Stadia and marshaling services£     5,000,000.00
Administration and management fees£     9,000,000.00
Fine for breach of law re right of sexual expression£   10,000,000.00
Fine for inciting religious hatred against non Catholics£     5,000,000.00
Fine for breach of law on sexual equality by refusing to
ordain female ministers
£   10,000,000.00
Penalty for preverting the course of justice in relation to
abuse of minors by Catholic priests
£   50,000,000.00
Compensation for minors abused by aforesaid priests£   40,000,000.00
Sub-total£ 147,200,000.00
Plus : VAT at 17.5%£   25,760,000.00
TOTAL PAYABLE£ 172,960,000.00
Terms : Strictly net 30 days

I think that should keep him away for another year or two...

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