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Woot! Pilineasalways in the house! So this massive tweet off of Rob-epic proportions took place over 8 hours today. Yep, that's called loyalty. Shut up! My blog, that's what I'm calling it.
It all started with this:
Pilineasalways: I raise you with this one because he definitely knows how to hold a mic.
Me: Ummm...yeah! *drools*
Me: He's so damn sexy, everything he does, says, thinks, and touches is sexy by association.
Pilineasalways: Aww, such a great mic technique...!
Me: I'm sure all his techniques are great!
Pilineasalways: I'm sure you're right!
Pilineasalways Can you handle a bigger one?
First, that's what she said and second, yes!
Pilineasalways: OK, there you have it, he's holding his mic just where we want it.
Me: Now if he would just hold the 'where we want it' where he's holding the mic.
Pilineasalways: Tell me he has not a devious look in this one.
Me: Holy Sparklepeen, the fuck me look! Ugh!
Pilineasalways: BITE THE MIC, please, DO IT!
Me: *jumps up and throws arms in air* YES!
Pilineasalways: Can't you add 'NEVER TOO' in front of it with your mad skill on whatever you're using for the captions??
Me: Why, yes, yes, I can! Be jealous of my wicked good photoshop skills!
Pilineasalways: You can SEE the fucking RAINBOW on this one!!!
Me: I see rainbows and feel unicorns!
Pilineasalways: That's just too close to the mouth *thud*
Me: And yet, not close enough! *poof*
Pilineasalways: Robert Pattinson finger skillz, he's got them!
Me: And he knows how to use them.
Pilineasalways: He can even handle 2 at a time (like we doubted it!!)
Me: And he takes it very seriously.
Pilineasalways: Intertwining FINGERS just imagine this mic is your thigh! *I.Am.Died*
Me: I may never walk the same again.
Pilineasalways Good night Twitterverse. More Apple Store 'Mic Holding Techniques' because he showed some serious skills today.
Me: Ladies and gentlemen, Pilineasalways has left the building.
One more thing.
The lovely Sherrill at Southern Fan Fiction Review tells me there is a new o/s writing contest. Tell us about it Sherrill.
Calling all authors - or potential authors. One of my best good friends, Coldplaywhore - has teamed up with one of her best good friends, kwikiwhore - to come up with a fan fiction contest!!! What a Great Idea -
Let's see how they describe their contest: Esme's Erotic Ecstasy Contest: Hosted by kikiwhore (ake kikikinz and coldplaywhore)
For the love of all that is holy...when will Esme get her loving? TELL ME WHEN!!! (on hands and knees begging like a little bitch)
Okay, now that is done...kikikinz and coldplaywhore (aka kikiwhore) have decided, against their better judgment, to host a little contest to celebrate all things Esme. She's not only a strong female role model, she's also quite the MILF, who dosen't get nearly enough play in the Fan Fic World.
If you are a writer - or would like to be - I encourage your to write for Esme! I love her - and I think, as a mother, I would like to be like her when I grow up.
Here is the link to the contest:http: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2079696/
Let's see how they describe their contest: Esme's Erotic Ecstasy Contest: Hosted by kikiwhore (ake kikikinz and coldplaywhore)
For the love of all that is holy...when will Esme get her loving? TELL ME WHEN!!! (on hands and knees begging like a little bitch)
Okay, now that is done...kikikinz and coldplaywhore (aka kikiwhore) have decided, against their better judgment, to host a little contest to celebrate all things Esme. She's not only a strong female role model, she's also quite the MILF, who dosen't get nearly enough play in the Fan Fic World.
If you are a writer - or would like to be - I encourage your to write for Esme! I love her - and I think, as a mother, I would like to be like her when I grow up.
Here is the link to the contest:http: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2079696/
Thank you Sherrill, that was lovely. I believe Rob especially liked the part about you being on your hands and knees begging. *wink*
