Postman Prat

So
Farewell then
Adam Crozier

You were useless
But now we have some Canadian bird
Paid half a million quid
Instead of you

She can't fuck it up
Any worse
Than you did

I once had the misfortune of spending six months at the Post Office working on their computerised handling systems. I can honestly say that Crozier and cronies were the worst management team I ever worked with.

No, scratch that. Microsoft were worse - but then that's not saying much when you think about it.