Pippa Middleton's a nice bit of crumpet...

If you ever wanted a prime example of the never ending genius of the human mind to do something completely meaningless and trivial, here's a prime example...



Apparently, this resulted from a poll done by Beefeater to find Britains favourite bit of crumpet.

Not only purile, unnecessary and sexist, but also a huge waste of food. After all, there's people starving in Africa, you know...

...and is it just me, or does her bum look big in that?

Pippa Middleton's a nice bit of crumpet...

If you ever wanted a prime example of the never ending genius of the human mind to do something completely meaningless and trivial, here's a prime example...



Apparently, this resulted from a poll done by Beefeater to find Britains favourite bit of crumpet.

Not only purile, unnecessary and sexist, but also a huge waste of food. After all, there's people starving in Africa, you know...

...and is it just me, or does her bum look big in that?

Easter is coming!

Once in a while, it is good to unearth a story that reveals the true meaning of the christian religion...

Scottish artist Ian Moir has come up with a great way to commemorate Good Friday - he plans to parade a dead rabbit through the streets of Dunfermiline while dressed as a jester and then crucify it!

This is aparently to highlight the "crass commercialisation of Christmas and Easter" and is, of course, nothing whatsoever to do with tasteless self publicity.

Needless to say, the good and the great are up in arms :

Father Michael Henesy said: "I think it will offend a lot of people. It's trivialising the crucifixion.". I shouldn't think the rabbit's too keen either, Mike!

An animal charity commented : "Using the carcass of an innocent rabbit does nothing to encourage reflection about Jesus's message of love and compassion." This is true. It's the exact opposite - but that's the whole point.

Scottish SPCA Chief Superintendent Mike Flynn said: "It is totally tasteless." But nailing a bloke to a cross is OK?

Mr. Moir replied, "It's unfortunate that Christmas and Easter have more to do with boosting the economy than with the birth and death of Jesus. Although I am not a Christian, I find myself repulsed by the rampant commercialism." I think the point is that Christians are even more repulsed by it, aren't they? Well, if not, they should be...

Well this might be offensive, but I could suggest something worse. How about force feeding chocolate to a live animal until it bloats itself to death? Oh no, hang on! - That's called giving the kids Easter eggs...

Easter is coming!

Once in a while, it is good to unearth a story that reveals the true meaning of the christian religion...

Scottish artist Ian Moir has come up with a great way to commemorate Good Friday - he plans to parade a dead rabbit through the streets of Dunfermiline while dressed as a jester and then crucify it!

This is aparently to highlight the "crass commercialisation of Christmas and Easter" and is, of course, nothing whatsoever to do with tasteless self publicity.

Needless to say, the good and the great are up in arms :

Father Michael Henesy said: "I think it will offend a lot of people. It's trivialising the crucifixion.". I shouldn't think the rabbit's too keen either, Mike!

An animal charity commented : "Using the carcass of an innocent rabbit does nothing to encourage reflection about Jesus's message of love and compassion." This is true. It's the exact opposite - but that's the whole point.

Scottish SPCA Chief Superintendent Mike Flynn said: "It is totally tasteless." But nailing a bloke to a cross is OK?

Mr. Moir replied, "It's unfortunate that Christmas and Easter have more to do with boosting the economy than with the birth and death of Jesus. Although I am not a Christian, I find myself repulsed by the rampant commercialism." I think the point is that Christians are even more repulsed by it, aren't they? Well, if not, they should be...

Well this might be offensive, but I could suggest something worse. How about force feeding chocolate to a live animal until it bloats itself to death? Oh no, hang on! - That's called giving the kids Easter eggs...