My Promises to Rob

Rob, since this blog will be about you. I feel I should make you some promises.

1. 
   
   I promise to not spread rumors.


2. 
   
   I promise that I have nothing bad to say about you.


3. 
   
   I promise not to stalk you. (internet excluded)


4. 
   
   I promise that should we ever meet I will not scream at you. (screaming your name should be done in the privacy of your bed)


5. 
   
   I promise not to call you Edward.


6. 
   
   I promise not to ask you to bite me.


7. 
   
   I promise not to ask about your hair.


8. 
   
   I promise not to ask about your relationships as the answers to such questions could crush me.

I promise that your happiness is my happy place and all I need from you is a smile.