My regular reader will now that I like to travel a lot.
A while back I got friendly with one of the expedition team who gave me a list of bloody silly questions that he has been asked while on an expedition to the Arctic and Antarctic. Here's just a few...
- Are any icebergs volcanic?
- Are Nautical Miles like Air Miles, and can you collect them too?
- Are seal pups borne alive?
- Are the crosses in the cemetery really for the whales that died here?
- Are the days longer in summer because they expand when it is warmer?
- Are the whales dead when they are hauled into the whaling station?
- Are there any Eskimo left in the Antarctic?
- Are there any hump-back whales with two humps?
- Are there any more undiscovered islands?
- Are there ever tundra fires under the permafrost?
- Are there many Eskimo left in the Antarctic?
- Are these Adelaide penguins?
- Are these balsamic lavas?
- Are these spaghetti penguins?
- Are these Stradivarius clouds?
- Are those addled penguins?
- Are those centimetres a venomous sort?
- Are those crevasses man-made?
- Are you sure those are petrels; they look like ducks to me?
- At what latitude do seals turn into walruses?
- At what time will the glacier calve next?
- At what time will we be able to see the midnight sun?
- Can birds nest on the sea?
- Can Emperor Penguins really make nests from ice?
- Can penguins lick their lips?
- Can penguins walk backwards?
- Can you identify whales by sight?
- Can you tell me if that one is the last iceberg we will be seeing?
- Did Captain Scott die on his first or second expedition?
- Did Captain Scott ever consider taking camels to the Antarctic?
- Did Franklin write a book about his last expedition?
- Did Shackleton have any ancestors?
- Did that house ruin ever have a roof to keep the snow out?
- Did that yacht cross the ocean to get to the Antarctic?
- Did the Eskimo kill off all the Arctic penguins?
- Did the Eskimos ever patent the kayak?
- Did they really bring all those supplies here or did they buy some locally?
- Did those seals swim to that ice floe where they are sleeping?
- Do albatross parents die after they finish raising a chick?
- Do albatrosses fly while they are sleeping?
- Do Brown Bears molt into Polar Bears for winter?
- Do Fur Seals lay eggs?
- Do Ivory Gulls build their nests on the icebergs?
- Do King Penguins have Queen Penguins for mates?
- Do penguins also have blow holes?
- Do penguins bury their dead?
- Do penguins go out in this sort of weather?
And those are just a few! I swear they are all genuine, and if you want some more, just leave a comment...
Oh! And if you're wondering about the picture, they have to move the pole marker at the North Pole every so often because it's on drifiting ice

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