Rabu, 20 April 2011

Silly question!


My regular reader will now that I like to travel a lot.

A while back I got friendly with one of the expedition team who gave me a list of bloody silly questions that he has been asked while on an expedition to the Arctic and Antarctic. Here's just a few...
  • Are any icebergs volcanic?
  • Are Nautical Miles like Air Miles, and can you collect them too?
  • Are seal pups borne alive?
  • Are the crosses in the cemetery really for the whales that died here?
  • Are the days longer in summer because they expand when it is warmer?
  • Are the whales dead when they are hauled into the whaling station?
  • Are there any Eskimo left in the Antarctic?
  • Are there any hump-back whales with two humps?
  • Are there any more undiscovered islands? 
  • Are there ever tundra fires under the permafrost?
  • Are there many Eskimo left in the Antarctic?
  • Are these Adelaide penguins?
  • Are these balsamic lavas?
  • Are these spaghetti penguins?
  • Are these Stradivarius clouds?
  • Are those addled penguins?
  • Are those centimetres a venomous sort?
  • Are those crevasses man-made?
  • Are you sure those are petrels; they look like ducks to me?
  • At what latitude do seals turn into walruses?
  • At what time will the glacier calve next?
  • At what time will we be able to see the midnight sun?
  • Can birds nest on the sea?
  • Can Emperor Penguins really make nests from ice?
  • Can penguins lick their lips?
  • Can penguins walk backwards?
  • Can you identify whales by sight?
  • Can you tell me if that one is the last iceberg we will be seeing?
  • Did Captain Scott die on his first or second expedition?
  • Did Captain Scott ever consider taking camels to the Antarctic?
  • Did Franklin write a book about his last expedition?
  • Did Shackleton have any ancestors?
  • Did that house ruin ever have a roof to keep the snow out?
  • Did that yacht cross the ocean to get to the Antarctic?
  • Did the Eskimo kill off all the Arctic penguins?
  • Did the Eskimos ever patent the kayak?
  • Did they really bring all those supplies here or did they buy some locally?
  • Did those seals swim to that ice floe where they are sleeping?
  • Do albatross parents die after they finish raising a chick?
  • Do albatrosses fly while they are sleeping?
  • Do Brown Bears molt into Polar Bears for winter?
  • Do Fur Seals lay eggs?
  • Do Ivory Gulls build their nests on the icebergs?
  • Do King Penguins have Queen Penguins for mates?
  • Do penguins also have blow holes?
  • Do penguins bury their dead?
  • Do penguins go out in this sort of weather?

 And those are just a few! I swear they are all genuine, and if you want some more, just leave a comment...
Oh! And if you're wondering about the picture, they have to move the pole marker at the North Pole every so often because it's on drifiting ice

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